Ashlee Simpson Has Breathing Problems
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Creepy pervert Joe Simpson recently admitted that daughter Ashley did, in fact, have work done on her nose last year — despite her complete refusal to acknowledge it in the slightest — but the surgery was for her “breathing problems,” not because her schnozz was huge and lumpy. Right. According to Female First
Joe Simpson says the 22-year-old star underwent rhinoplasty last year purely for health reasons. Joe told Us Weekly magazine: “Girls have their own ideas. Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured.
Um, if you meant deviated septum surgery, then her surgeon totally fucked it up, because the septum is on the inside of the nose. Not the outside. Meaning the outward appearance of the nose wouldn’t change. At all. Dumbass. By the same token I should assume that Jessica’s breast implants regulate her heart palpitations and the extensions help with the seizures. You know, I never really thought about claiming my tattoo on my health insurance, but thanks to Joe, I now see that it just might have been a “treatment for eczema” instead of the “horrible reminder of ‘Tequila Bong’ Spring Break ‘98″ that it is today. Just like the anus-bleaching was for my hemorrhoids and the bikini wax was for my asymmetrical labia. Blue Cross/Blue Shield is going to my bitch. You just wait!
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Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Sounds like Pimpa Joe didn’t like her snorting like a pig every time she went down on him. And since he was fixing that, guess he was generous enough to throw in the boob job as a bonus. Nothing like drinking old number nine with a viagra chaser while rubbing your incestrial pygmy monkey against silicone and botox while it screams call me daddy.
Sep 27th, 2007
Dragulf
Not true Joe. You know you got forced her to have a nose job because you were tired of her nose always poking you in the ass during your daily blowjob.
Sep 27th, 2007
LRM216
Yes, she had trouble breathing all right - she couldn’t get enough air into that huge honker she had!
Sep 27th, 2007
bionic bunny
she’s got a lot more than breathing problems.
thanks, dad!
Sep 27th, 2007
RichPort
She was sick of people calling her a Jew… what a fucking racist pig.
Sep 27th, 2007
Butch
oh shit what a funny post.
Sep 27th, 2007
eeks
I admit that ever since her operation *I* am breathing better due to the sheer volume of air that has been freed up since she reduced daddy’s-little-love-hump.
Sep 27th, 2007
Tripitaka
He’s a creepy old fucking letch. What do people see in those two plastic cunts?
Sep 28th, 2007
Why??
Total BS. Why do these f-ing morons try to use deviated septum surgery as an excuse for a nose job? I ACTUALLY had surgery to fix a very deviated septum that very much affected my breathing-the ONLY way it changed the appearance was that it was extremely swollen for a few days following the surgery (and incredibly painful). Once the swelling went down, my nose, unfortunately, is exactly the same. Wanna know why Papa Joe? B/c I had (major) surgery to fix a DEVIATED SEPTUM-by an Ear, Nose & Throat doc & I did NOT pop into a plastic surgeon’s office for a NOSE JOB!
I also love how these celebrities always try to explain away a nose job as deviated septum surgery AFTER everyone notices their nose is suddenly straighter &/or smaller. In the “real world”, people tell their employers, family, friends, etc… when they are going in for surgery & don’t try to lie after they get caught. Celebrities seriously can’t think people are that stupid-esp when it is very obvious they had work done, can they?
Sep 28th, 2007
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Nov 18th, 2007
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