Britney Has Devil Eyes, Stains, Sad Nipples
Tags: Britney Spears
It’s bad enough that those sausages are staring down at the floor, but factor in the drool stain and the crazy devil eyes and Britney Spears might as well be pilfering through a dumpster and babbling to herself. My tiny heart must have grown three sizes today, because I almost feel sorry for her. Who knows — maybe “homeless chic” and “lunatic vagrant” are in right now. Maybe we just missed the trend. Maybe hepatitis C and rusty shopping carts full of aluminum cans are this season’s must-have accessories. Besides, everybody knows that nothing gives you that rosy autumn glow quite like a liter of gin and a little windburn. Exposure could very well be this fall’s little black dress. Exposure, or a broke-ass weave and colored contacts. Next month’s Vogue ought to clear thing up for us.
More of the trend-setter and her sad, sad nipples after the jump
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
They’re pointing south because they detect water underground.
Sep 27th, 2007
supes182
Look at the size of that forehead!! I’d say she looks like a retard, but I don’t want to offend retards.
Sep 27th, 2007
Sed
They look like they were molded with clay and then she ate some of the clay.
Sep 27th, 2007
lookwhaticando
Give K-Fed the Kids ASAP
Sep 27th, 2007
abby
So her boobs divine water? Mine can sense fear. Also they don’t point at the floor. Just one more reason I’m better than Britney Spears.
Sep 27th, 2007
Dragulf
Britney is a superhero! Her nipples are pointing to the Mole Men that live underground, so her faithful sidekick AllI can go below and sing them unconscious.
Sep 27th, 2007
bionic bunny
i think the mole men are responsible for that weave.
maybe we should all chip in and buy girl a mirror. gak!
Sep 27th, 2007
ravinglooney
She still looks better than that fugly fat chick with her
Sep 27th, 2007
Wiley
They would look a lot better if they were both hanging the same but she just can’t seem to get them coordinated anymore. Someone should invent a clothing item that would restrain and keep them in line. Why does she have an evil-looking gypsy woman with her? Getting her fortune done?
Sep 28th, 2007
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Oh WOW! Hmmm.. She is TOTALLY UGLY in these pictures.
Looks like a girl you may find in Fargo North Dakota.
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Nov 18th, 2007
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