Lindsay Lohan Steals Cocaine
Tags: Lindsay Lohan
“Jackass” imbecile Steve-O told fellow imbecile Howard Stern yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of cocaine from him. According to Page Six
The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.
The asswipe factor of this post is practically incalculable. It’s like I’m drowning in sea of douchebaggery and all I’ve got to cling to is a fucktard rope. Jesus. Well, it’s a fact that anyone who publicly refers to blow as “the boog sug” deserves to have their stash stolen. Same goes for people who call marijuana “the wacky tobaccky” and pussy “daddy’s beef stroganoff.” Really, it’s all I can do to even type words that gay. Just having read them already makes you 42% uncooler, according to a USA Today gallup poll. Loser!
More of Lohan outside rehab after the jump.
What’s the secret behind her glowing complexion? Why, cigarettes, of course!
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
ravinglooney
She seems to be morphing into Courtney Love
Sep 27th, 2007
RichPort
She looks like she just shaved her upper lip.
Sep 27th, 2007
abby
I noticed that! Or else the lower half of her face is covered in dirt. She looks dirty, and not the good kind of dirty, either. Margot Kidder-in-the-bushes kinda dirty. Barf.
Sep 27th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
That’s not dirt on her lower lip, that’s an herpes outbreak on her lower lip. She must have been kissing Courtney the other night. Remember kids, the price is $20 for a half-and-half in the public restroom, but be sure to carry a condem, she doesn’t supply them.
Sep 27th, 2007
supes182
Amazing. Ass. Horrible. Everything else.
Sep 27th, 2007
Nuveen Cosmetic Surgery
Man, she has really gone downhill.
Sep 27th, 2007
lindsey
Steve O Clip…
http://beta.redlasso.com/Community/ClipPlayer.aspx?i=53ee33d1-d533-44d4-88a7-4d892b96ad6b
Sep 27th, 2007
richa
this is pretty hilarious. if you guys want, you can vote on tags of hers like “doesn’t always wear underwear” or “busted for coke” here: http://www.spock.com/Lindsay-Lohan/tags/vote/doesn‘t always wear underwear
it’s pretty fun.. you can also go through more pics of her and vote on those:
http://www.spock.com/Lindsay-Lohan/pictures/vote/693243
some of them are a lot hotter than the ones you see here…
Sep 27th, 2007
dawg
shame, shame lindsay get your own ya can afford it
Sep 27th, 2007
marius
that jackass motherfucker is a liar
Sep 28th, 2007
joy
I fucking laughed my fat ass off at this post and I’m not sure why.
Sep 28th, 2007
Cookie
I cannot wait till this hoe to OD! She also needs some fucking coaching on how to dress…as well as keeping her funking box and bought tit’s from popping out!
Oct 4th, 2007
vanni
LINSDAY IS SOOOO UGLY I MEAN ALL SHE HAS GOIN FOR HER OUR HER BOOBS AND SHE WHITE U KNO SHE AINT GOT NO ASS HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oct 25th, 2007
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She is amusing to watch.
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Nov 18th, 2007
Fillup
Beautiful long blonde hair, wonder if she swallows.
Jul 8th, 2008
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