Nicole Richie Gets Her Comeuppance
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After getting off the hook by spending those whole 82 minutes in jail, Nicole Richie finally eats it with a mandatory alcohol rehabilitation program. People reports:
Papers filed with the Superior Court of California show that on Sept. 26 Richie signed up for a 18-month anti-drinking driver course, known as the SB 38 Alcohol Program. SB 38 is for people who have been convicted of DUI on more than one occasion within a 7-year period, the Santa Barbara Council on Alcoholism and Drug Abuse states on its Web site.
The program consists of 52 hours of group counseling, bi-weekly face-to-face interviews and 12 hours of alcohol education, according to the council. Participants are also encouraged to attend 12-step meetings.
When I was a Sophomore in college my roommate and I got busted drinking 40’s of Coors Light in our dorm room and were forced to spend two Saturdays taking some bullshit alcohol responsibility classes — and let me tell you, it was hell. I’ve tried to repress the memories as much as possible, but I will say there was role playing involved. With strangers. I wouldn’t wish 18 months of that on somebody if they killed my whole family. So let’s just say, if I were Nicole — I’d see if jail were maybe still an option.
More photos of some Ethiopian in a red bikini after the jump.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
I hear ya Abby… my stint in punitive alcohol abuse counseling was so horrifying, it took a whole fucking bottle of Wild Irish Rose and a few glasses of Manischewitz Concord Grape, every freaking night , before the Patron shots did a thing to help my driving. I’m down to a few destroyed mailboxes and half a dozen squirrels a day… I’m no quitter.
Sep 28th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Shouldn’t be to bad, I hear celebutards get celebrity counselors- Nicole’s celebutard counselors will be Homer Simpson-… mmmmmm beeeeerrr and Pimpa Joe… mmmmm little girls who look like tranny booooooyyyyssss. Anyone want a sip of my Nght Train before I polish it off, drive over Cirque Lodge to hustle myself out in the bathroom in order to buy some more liver remover.
Sep 28th, 2007
Sed
Holy crap! It’s a house elf! She must be a freed house elf though because she isn’t wearing her dish towel anymore.
Sep 28th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
40s of Coors Light? Ugh…. you got exactly what you deserved.
Sep 28th, 2007
bionic bunny
i’m sorry, but that top pic looks like E.T. to me.
come to think of it, he couldn’t hold his liquour, either.
Sep 28th, 2007
litelysalted
Oh yeah Slim, like you had such discriminating taste at 20? As if!
Sep 28th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sep 28th, 2007
Hannah
She kindda actually looks fat in that last photo. bet this is eating her up???!!!! o ode to screwed up hollywood….
Sep 28th, 2007
scarpetta
She’s beginning to resemble the lizard from the Gieco commercials
Sep 29th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
TMZ just reported that Angela Jolie saw the bikini photos and is adopting Nicole, because she thought Nicole was a malnutritioned refugee from some poor country in Africa.
Oct 1st, 2007
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