Owen Wilson Has Embarrassing Friends
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Ben Stiller appeared on “Ellen” today on his My friend tried to kill himself The Heartbreak Kid press junket and made the following statements, (via People)
“He’s doing really well,” Stiller, 41, tells Ellen DeGeneres on her show Friday.
“I sort of like to protect his privacy, ’cause I feel like it’s his own thing,” says Stiller. “But he’s a really good friend of mine. He’s an incredible guy and I wish him as everybody does, all the best.”
Poor Owen Wilson. I don’t know what the hell pushed him over the edge to make him try to kill himself — but after having his nerdlinger friend going on fucking Ellen telling the world that buddy is keeping a stiff upper lip — I bet whatever it was doesn’t seem so bad now. Nothing jolts you out of a good depression like some Grade A humiliation. Maybe to further put things into perspective, next time he’s out shopping with his Mother he can have her grab the crotch of his pants to “see if there’s enough room in there” — or walk down a red carpet with TP stuck to his shoe.
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Tripitaka
He’s clearly an incompetent cunt if he failed to try to kill himself. It’s very easy. Remember, Owen, slash down the tracks not across. Attention whore.
Sep 29th, 2007
sonya
Boo hoo I have more money than the rest of you grunts will ever have.
Next please!
Sep 29th, 2007
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