Paris Hilton Gets Owned
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David Letterman humiliated Paris Hilton on the Late Show Friday night with a barrage of patronizing questions about her time in jail. According to People
After welcoming her back to New York City, Letterman abruptly asked: “Uh, how’d you like being in jail?” Audience members gasped as Hilton paused for a few seconds before saying, “Not too much.” Obviously uncomfortable, Hilton stared at Letterman and laughed nervously. After facing a continued barrage of jail-related questions, Hilton, who was on the show to promote her new fragrance Can-Can and her upcoming movie, said, “I don’t really want to talk about it anymore.” But Letterman would not be swayed. “This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about,” he said.
As Letterman continued to press, Hilton held up her hand: “I’m going on the next question. I’m over it.” At one point a crowd member yelled, “I love you Paris!” which she answered by saying, “I love you too,” and blowing a kiss. Quipped Letterman, “Somebody you met in prison?” Hilton, blushing, shook her head no. “There’s other stuff to talk about Dave,” Hilton said. “I didn’t come here to talk about this. That was a long time ago.” Finally, after more than six minutes of grilling, Hilton said Letterman was making her “sad that I came here.”
The only way Dave could have embarrassed her more would have been to hold up a series of stills from “One Night in Paris” and asked her to describe her thought process in each photo. “Like here, are you thinking ‘Rick Solomon smells like cheese’ or was it ‘Is this dick in my mouth giving me a double chin?’” Or he could have prearranged to have an entirely black audience and played the home video footage of her repeatedly using the n-word, pausing every few minutes to take questions from the audience. Or he just could have kicked her in the puss and yelled “Paris Hilton is a big smelly whore!” But overall, I guess dogging her about jail wasn’t such a bad idea, either.
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open mouth jones
All that is missing is a little flesh colored paint, some bars and somebody saying something about teeth and penis’s.
Oct 1st, 2007
bionic bunny
i actually caught part of this, but she was so damn vapid, i turned it off. not even dave could make her entertaining.
plus, now my t.v. smells funny.
Oct 1st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
These mean post about Parasite are making me sad that I came here. I really don’t want to read about it anymore. I’m going on the next blog. I’m over it. There’s other stuff to read. I didn’t come here to read about this. That was a long time ago.
Oct 1st, 2007
abby
I like how she really starts pumping that leg back and forth when she starts getting upset. She’d be a really shitty at poker.
Oct 1st, 2007
overrated whores r bores
Dave is my hero, it’s so good to see someone that is not worthy of their fame, to be cut down to size.
Dave tore that dumb, narcissistic, pampered slut a whole new asshole and she couldn’t handle it, all she could do was look over to someone and reply like a little girl and say “I’m over it” to Dave’s intelligent and honest question.
Her star is fading THANK GOD, I loved how Dave kept laughing and taking the piss out or her, it was so awesome.
I am puzzled as to why she appeared on the show though, Dave mocks her a hell of a lot.
Oct 1st, 2007
scaroetta
Dave had an easy target, like shooting apples in a barrel, only the apples have an IQ
Oct 2nd, 2007
RichPort
That’s ok, she blew him off stage, mascara tearfully running down her cheeks.
OK, fine, I’m lying, but that’s really the only way I’d let her blow me… right befre the time honored “jelly donut”…
What? Stop looking at me like that…
Oct 2nd, 2007
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