Quickies: Pumping Irony

Oct 2, 20070

Petra Nemcova and her sparkly tits fight AIDS. (Bastardly)

Half a mil on plastic surgery still doesn’t cure Demi’s crow’s feet. (MollyGood)

Cameron Diaz does pokies and an ass flash all in one magical day. (Drunken Stepfather)

Britney’s new song sucks ass. (CityRag)

There’s such a thing as “tasteful erotica?” I guess my anal fisting gang-bang montage doesn’t really fall into that category. (Pajiba)

Keith Urban wrecks his motorcycle on the way to an AA meeting. (Evil Beet)

This is why I never drink anything that’s on fire. (timekiller)

Milla Jovovich says “no” to the nut. (Hollywood Rag)