Anna Nicole’s Corpse, Now With Puke

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I wasn’t going to post this picture of (supposedly) Anna Nicole Smith’s corpse covered in vomit, but 4,398 of you sent it in to me last night, so it must be something you guys really want to see. I usually find vomit hilarious, but this — not so much. Maybe if she was wearing a beanie or whimsical rubber nose glasses. Or had sparklers in her hair or was giving the thumbs up or if she wasn’t so fucking dead. I don’t know — her corpse is just missing that special something that inspires laughter. The subtleties of humor are very complex. Lucky for you, I’m an expert. But this shit just isn’t funny, so I’m afraid you’re on your own here, sickos.

UPDATE: Not dead, just mighty fucked up. Thanks for the pics, Howard K. Stern!

The incredibly disturbing NSFW vomity corpse after the jump

15 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    Wow… this makes Chris Farley’s vomit picture look sexy.

    My bad… too much?

    Where’s Slim when you need him???

  2. blah

    how disrespectful. let her rest in peace.

  3. Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

    Two words… money shot.

  4. RichPort

    The real question is, who thought it would be a good idea to take this picture. I blame Al Qaeda.

  5. Butch

    I saw on a few other sites that this is not her death photo…witness the headboard, which is the same as the one in her home ( there were other pictures with her in bed at home with some Bahamian official to compare), and since she died in a hotel room, this is perhaps a photo of another overdose. I wish someone who lives down there could get into the hotel room where she died and compare headboards.

  6. open mouth jones

    Big boobs = sexy
    Vomit = not so much

    BTW, is anybody else seeing this pose in Blow-hans future?

  7. MEDIALADY.PROBOARDS105.COM

    This picture looks fake.
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  8. eeks

    There are tons of pix of britney’s puke - in her car, on the floor, etc.

    And she’s not dead in this picture.

    She’s just fucked up. So….

    How is this so awful, sorry?

  9. scarpetta

    I think ANS would have framed this pic had she lived.

  10. all of you are sick bastards cant you let the poor woman rest in peace without showin pictures of her dead and covered in vomit!!!!!!!!!!! Ay you got anything better to do?…….

  11. Scarpetta you’re out of your fuckin mind if ANS would frame that abomination. he was a bit excentric but even she had limits n i think that would have bin 1 of them!!!!

  12. Soz that ‘he’ waz supposed to b a ’she’

  13. DINNER EATER

    this is exactly why it’s smart to keep a doggy around you at all times.just in case you die and vomit.after all,if nobody else will have the sense to clean your body off for the pictures,at least a dogy will lick anything and anyWHERE!! DOGGYS FOR THE DEAD IS WHAT I SAY!!

  14. Lilo

    You should utterly ashamed of yourself!

    Shes diseased
    let her rest in peace

    This is morbid and horribly disrespectful.

    That poor woman.

    Her daughter could come across this one day,
    would you like to see your diseased mother

    photographed and posted all over?

    Come on.

    Learn so fucking respect.

    Assholes.

  15. Lilo

    *deceased

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