Britney’s New Video to be Sucktastic!

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Anybody feeling full Britney saturation by now? Much like a sponge full of vomit used to clean up yet another margarita ‘n meth bender? What’s that — no? You’re not? Splendid! Because I have the details of her new video for “Gimme More” which is to be premiered on TRL Monday — in which Britney stars in, get this, dual roles! (Or, “rolls” depending who you ask.) From People:

A fit-looking Bad Girl Britney sports a tattoo on her bicep and dresses in all black. She wears a leather vest, a studded belt and skimpy panties over ripped fishnet stockings.

As she dances erotically around a pole and up against a mirror, she flips her hair while special-effects lights flash around her as the camera moves slightly in and out of focus to the beat of the song, giving it a raw and edgy look.

At times she’s dancing alone and at others she’s with several female dancers. Meanwhile, the more innocent-looking blonde alter-ego Good Britney watches from the bar, giggling at times and looking stunned at others.

Holy shit! Do they give Oscars for music videos? Because I’m smelling early contender! No, wait — I think that’s just the chimichangas and dog shit. On the bright side, if they ever decide to make I Know Who Killed Me 2 it sounds like Britney will be perfect for the roll!

UPDATE: Watch the video after the jump

More of the same slop, new zits — after the jump.

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RichPort

    chimichangas and dog shit

    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  2. BarbadoSlim

    Yup, dual roles, as a hippo and a cow, walkin’ round a stripper pole.

    Hmmmmm there’s an AXE commercial somewhere in there…call my agent!

  3. litelysalted

    I take it back! This video makes I Know Who Killed Me look like fucking Gone With the Wind. Britney’s not even worthy enough to fill Lohan’s whorey shoes.

  4. scarpetta

    Miss Piggy left Kermit saying gimme gimme croak

  5. Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

    Does she plan on rolling that dog up in a tortilla with cheetos and Cuevo’s the gardner’s hot sauce and eating it, because that dog has the look her two kids used to have when she was runnning around the house naked with a meth straw stuck up her nose and a half-drunken margarita from Acapoocos balanced between her saggy milk pumpers as she screamed we’re not in Louisiana anymore y’all while holding the pooch.

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