George Clooney is Worth $100,000 of Stupidity
Tags: George Clooney, Michelle Pfeiffer
Michelle Pfeiffer revealed on a British talk show that George Clooney bet her $100,000 that he’ll never get married. According to The Daily Mail:
Pfeiffer, who has come out of retirement recently to play an old haggard witch in new fantasy film Stardust, told chat show host Jonathan Ross: “He’s just a great guy, great with kids. “I bet him he would get married and he keeps inflating the bet – from $100 to $100,000 (£50,000). “I still think he will, he’s a handsome devil.”
But judging by George’s past form, it looks like Michelle will have to pay up, as both she and actress Nicole Kidman previously bet George £10,000 that he would become a father by the time he turned 40.
Fucking Christ. Are all celebrities so retarded that they honestly have nothing better to do than sit around and make inconsequential bets with each other on the mundane intricacies of their lives? If Nicole Kidman and Michelle Pfeiffer are just dying to throw money in the toilet, I invite them to the goldmine that is my life. For instance, I bet someone right now, that I won’t not get plastered on peach schnapps tonight and pass out on the couch in front of the TV watching reruns of “Chico and the Man.” Double odds if I piss myself. Any takers?
More of George and his skank o’ the week Sarah Lawson, after the jump.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Change “Chico and the Man” for “Que Pasa USA?” and I’m in on that bet.
Oct 5th, 2007
litelysalted
Don’t be so sure, Slim — I think you’re vastly underestimating the drunken allure of Freddie Prinze’s junk in formfitting 70′s men’s attire.
Oct 5th, 2007
bionic bunny
careful, slim, she might be slippery on the “peach” part of that bet. she’s a tricky one, our litely!
Oct 5th, 2007
RichPort
Wouldn’t he technically have to not be a closet queer to get married in the US? Michelle Pfeiffer is sooooooo getting her cheeks pulled nice and taut with the 100 large.
Oct 5th, 2007
scarpetta
I’ll bet he gets another pig for xmas
Oct 5th, 2007
unforch...seen it in action
clooney is a bonerfide bartender/struggling-(read desperately failing)-model whore.
became a devoted fan of a crappy bar all in attempts to woo the ……. ex-gf of “the dell boy” !!!! and, get this, he didn’t get it! even tried to fly her to toronto where he was working. haha. ever notice they all look the same?? leggy brunette, we get it.
Oct 5th, 2007
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