Britney Likes the Gorditas, Princess Diana
Tags: Britney Spears, Princess Diana
If there’s one thing a girl needs after losing the very seed of her womb, it’s her mother. Also a big ol’ bag of Gorditas and some Mexi-Melts with extra cheese. People magazine reports
Days after losing custody of her two kids, Britney Spears found some solace by reuniting with estranged mom Lynne Spears. “Brit really needed her mom,” a source [says]. Lynne and Britney’s younger sister Jamie Lynn flew to Los Angeles Friday evening.
But it didn’t go so well. Probably because Brit likes extra sour cream, and her Mom forgot it. And the tub of mayonnaise. According to OK! magazine
Around 7pm PT on Saturday, the pop star stormed out of her Malibu home, where she had been locked in conversation with her family since the early morning hours, and sped off once more in her white convertible.
Meanwhile, back at the compound (via News of the World)
Britney has told pals she’s convinced she could meet the same tragic end as Princess Di.
A close friend of Britney’s told me: “She’s utterly obsessed with Princess Diana. She’s turned one of the rooms in her house into a shrine to Di — there’s photos, books and cheap souvenirs everywhere. Britney has told people she truly believes she and Diana share the same destiny! She’s taken to surrounding herself with anything connected with the princess. People close to Britney think it’s weird but no one dares tell her as she is so vulnerable right now. Anything could tip her over the edge. Her behaviour is getting weirder by the day.”
Yep, it’s scary how much Britney and Diana are alike. I can’t believe I didn’t notice it before. Really, if I had a nickel for every picture of Diana exiting a car snatch-first with a mouth full of ground beef and lettuce and cigarettes, I’d be a… um, let’s see… carry the five… including the cutting and pasting I did with my old Us Weeklies and Peoples, a two dollar and forty-five cents-anaire. That’s practically $150 in dog years. It’s like she’s looking in a fucking mirror or something.
More of Princess Di Britney stuffing her face full of tacos after the jump
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
marius
groooooooooosss
Oct 8th, 2007
open mouth jones
Congratulations to marius for his first statement to actually make sense!
YAY!
Oct 8th, 2007
kittenk
hahaha…that was funny OMJ…
Oct 8th, 2007
spatz
Why oh why could she not just wait to eat after she got home?? How can anyone enjoy being humiliated like this? she looks so gross, but it is her own damn fault! She’s not like Diana because this asswipe actually goes out of her way to get paparazzi attention. Really, does she not know how to exit a car without her junk on display by now? she does it on purpose!
gross. I will never eat mexican food again. thanks tubby!
Oct 8th, 2007
Gingerly
Ah Britney. Always Keepin’ it classy.
Oct 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
even overweight, overstressed (and over-streched) soccer moms don’t eat as much fast food as this bitch.
there were pix last week or so with her and her friends (parked in the handicapped, no less) with THREE different fast food drive-thru bags in the car.
Oct 8th, 2007
scarpetta
How is that this beyotch doesn’t weight 300 lbs?
Oct 8th, 2007
syd
In her defense, I don’t think I’ve ever seen in print, etiquette for eating a taco in the car.
Oct 8th, 2007
m.a.
I don’t care WHAT she eats, or when. It’s WHERE, that’s the problem. GO HOME, BRITNEY!! Must you do EVERYTHING in public? Public eating, public bathrooms, public pubic area, etc… NOBODY wants to see EVERYTHING about you, britney. Go home and see what PRIVACY feels like. It’s kinda nice.
Oct 8th, 2007
Team Valtrex
Actually, she has a lot in common with Princess Di at the present time. Neither can sing, neither can dance, and both smell bad. At least Princess Di has an excuse.
Oct 8th, 2007
abby
Ah, touche.
Oct 9th, 2007
scarpetta
Kudos to Team Valtrex
Oct 9th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
that taco looked like it was getting sucked off. i wonder if its happy ending included a money shot onto her face.
Oct 9th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
ooooops… i did it again, was stroking my big bell burrito so hard, forgot to say sour cream money shot on her face…
Oct 9th, 2007
JMac
after seeing these picture we can all officially say we’ve seen both of Brit’s tacos
Oct 9th, 2007
DiamondSal
I think Britney is more likely to kill some royality and papps than be killed.
Oct 10th, 2007
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