Britney Spears Misses Her First Visitation
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Britney Spears had her first supervised visitation this weekend, and boy did it ever go great. Except for the part where she never came to the door and the kids were sent back to K-Fed without ever seeing her. According to Life and Style
“She [had] checked into the Beverly Wilshire hotel, but she realized it wouldn’t be right to have her first visit with the boys in a hotel. She needed to see them at home, with their things around them. She and Alli [Sims] headed to Brit’s Malibu house. They went to sleep as soon as they got there. Brit was up in plenty of time to prepare for the boys’ visit at 10 a.m. But she waited, and waited, and they didn’t show up. Alli’s cellphone rang, and it was Kevin [Federline’s] people, saying that the boys were going back to Kevin because she hadn’t answered the intercom at the gate! Brit didn’t realize the intercom wasn’t working. She begged them to bring the boys back. But they wouldn’t. She was devastated that they wouldn’t turn around.”
A likely story. I once had a similar problem on my boat. I was downstairs in the sleeping quarters and I couldn’t hear myself being paged. Only in my case, the people paging me were clever enough to find a way in on their own. Because they were the police. Turns out I wasn’t in a boat at all. I don’t even own a boat. I was passed on in the front seat of my Sentra in the middle of Hampton Boulevard in a puddle of my own urine. The only difference is I wasn’t fat.
More of Britney doing what she does best — showing her beaver — after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
litelysalted
Is that Screech??
Come to think of it, Screech and Britney would actually make a nice couple. And by nice I of course mean apocalyptically horrifying.
Oct 8th, 2007
open mouth jones
is she just completely unaware of how unatrractive she really is? Or is she just taunting us?
Oct 8th, 2007
DiamondSal
No way she takes the kids back until they are able to party with her and do work around the house. She loves the way she looks as she is caught up in utterly self-indulgent and hedonistic behaviour.
Oct 8th, 2007
Q
She looks like she smells horrific
Oct 8th, 2007
abby
I smell like I sound
I’m lost and I’m found
And I’m hungry like the woooolf….
Oct 8th, 2007
Jennn....
I love how she always has grease stains on her clothes.
Oct 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
i read someplace that k-tard’s lawyer said the hotel was un-acceptable.
also that her assistant or cousin or whoever she is, simms, had moved out. and if you’re up waiting for your kids to be dropped off, how do you not know they are out there for 40 minutes? hell, when mine was 30 minutes late, i was on the front step waiting with a baseball bat. in hindsight, not the smartest move, but the point is, i was watching. stupid, stupid bitch.
and what was the comment she made the other night about how “she already has them back” when a photog asked about her kids?????
i noticed the grease stains, too. she KNOWS her ‘razzi posse follows her every move, what the hell is her problem???
Oct 8th, 2007
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