Lindsay Lohan is Out of Rehab
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, rehab
It’s confirmed — Lindsay Lohan is officially out of rehab. People magazine reports
Lindsay Lohan checked out of Cirque Lodge Treatment Center on Friday. “She’s finished the program,” one source says. “Lindsay is done, but she may come back for outpatient treatment. She over-extended her stay because she wanted to. She could have been out awhile ago, but she chose to stay.” Lohan’s mother Dina [said]: “I’m proud of her. She’s moving ahead with her life. Things were getting out of control. She took action. She took responsibility. She’s gotten rid of the people around her who were bad influences.”
You know, I once had this dog that liked to eat his own shit. Loved the stuff. Couldn’t go outside without gobbling up one of his own turds. It was a real problem. So I made a point to pick up his poops immediately after he did his business and kept the yard feces-free for a month solid. I was sure I’d broken the habit. Anyway, the week after his “recovery” we’re outside at this park, and I turn around and there he is, chowing down some dog’s dried-up dump like it was filet mignon wrapped in bacon. Nothing had changed at all. I’m sure you already see my point here. Lindsay Lohan is just one big steaming pile of crap. She should thank her lucky stars my dog’s dead or she’d have ended up his breakfast for sure.
More of Lindsay leaving rehab with Daddy on Friday after the jump
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I’ve just been informed that cocaine production in Colombia AND Bolivia has been ramped up to meet the sudden surge in demand.
Oct 8th, 2007
abby
The guy on the Weather Channel said that the westerly winds now smell like cod liver oil. Coincidence? I think not.
Oct 8th, 2007
open mouth jones
Quick, hide your shit! It’s BACK!
Oct 8th, 2007
marius
stop the bullshit abby
Oct 8th, 2007
open mouth jones
There is always ONE. And on this site, that ONE is you, marius.
And by ONE I, of course, mean loser who actually likes Lindsay Blohan, and insists on defending her.
Let me guess what your weekend was like:
Saturday: Watching mean girls (on repeat), wondering why you’re sooo lonely.
Sunday: Watching a bad bootlegged copy of ‘i know who killed my career’, (as mean girls somehow got scratched during saturdays marathon event), wondering why no one loves you.
Monday: woke up, realized nothing clean to wear as all clothes sperminated after blohan film fest. stayed at home wondering why everybody hates you.
Oct 8th, 2007
marius
yes saturday i watch mean girls but sunday i was with your mother end monday with your sister.
Oct 8th, 2007
marius
don’t hate me,you started,i’m just defending from your stupid brain
Oct 8th, 2007
open mouth jones
marius, i can’t hate the mentally challenged, though i can, and will, make fun of them.
i hope mom did the swirly thing for you. everybody always loves that move.
Oct 8th, 2007
marius
don’t make fun of me mr.jones
Oct 8th, 2007
marius
go play with your friend mr.richport,i think is on a porn site right now
Oct 8th, 2007
open mouth jones
i sowwy mawius. did i huwt youw lil feelings?
Oct 8th, 2007
marius
ha,ha,ha…no
Oct 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
sometimes, jonesy, if you don’t feed them, even the trolls with names go away. not always, but often.
how come daddy dearest is so thrilled to have his little cooter-pie out of re-hab that he’s tied up on his cell phone? anybody see a pattern re-emerging?
Oct 8th, 2007
scarpetta
Ah, Dumb and Dumber arguing LiLo. Either way, she loses.
Oct 8th, 2007
Susannah
What a Little Squirt Daddy Dearest is…. barely as tall as Lilo. I never realized. White Oprah towers over both of them, in more unpleasant ways than one
Oct 8th, 2007
RichPort
marius, I have to say, the advances in modern medicine that allow Down’s afflicted adults such as yourself to type and remain witless never ceases to amaze me.
Oct 10th, 2007
Giddy
Are you kidding? Can we stay relevant?
Like, I think she’s much cuter with red hair. How about that?
Oct 10th, 2007
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