Comments on: Pam Anderson’s Fairy Tale Wedding

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:54:05 +0000

Unfortunately, BB, my bus has passed through that area a few times, when I have left the confines of the Valley.

By: bionic bunny

bionic bunny — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:22:15 +0000

okay, otto, now you’re beginning to scare me…
thank god i’m LEAVING palmdale for the week!
please tell me you don’t know the area as well as i do!

By: abby

abby — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:22:27 +0000

Thank you. My faith in myself is now restored.

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 17:02:44 +0000

You forgot to report that Brit-Brit was the maid of dishonor and the happy couple will be honeymooning in beautiful Palmdale, in order to be closer to the source of their meth, while staying at The Last Sunset Trailer Park in Lancaster. Brit-Brit offered the newlyweds her double-wide, but they opted to splurge with the extra money collected from the recycled PBR cans from the wedding reception and they will be staying in the Honeymoon Plaza, a confy triple-wide trailer, which includes a hose ran in from the ourtside well, to provide a jacuzzi like setting in their tub. All the details and pictures of the wedding were sold to the tab Redneck Dream Weddings and will be the cover and main story in its November issue.

By: Sorceressss

Sorceressss — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 15:42:04 +0000

Sorry Abby, I was trying to forget I saw it, it was a bit early in the morning for that.
Baaaaaaaarrrrrrffffffff

But just like you, it was pretty brilliant!!!

By: BarbadoSlim

BarbadoSlim — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:38:52 +0000

AWESOME puke picture Abbs…..awesome…to the max.

By: abby

abby — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 14:35:08 +0000

No mention of the puke picture? Now I’m heartbroken.

By: Sorceressss

Sorceressss — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:34:28 +0000

Hey-compared to her LAST wedding, this is a total step up. I mean, she was married in a bikini last time.

By: BarbadoSlim

BarbadoSlim — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:20:55 +0000

Awwwww dreams CAN come true, just imagine this on that snooty HGTV channel wedding show: the Strip-joint locale, the midgets, the raging case of hepatitis on the bride, guests with all sorts of exotic venereal diseases, Pam walking down aisle to an instrumental rendition of Me So Horny (re-mixed by Timbaland, natch’) the infected bride and soon to be infected groom getting pelted with Valtrex.

*wipes tear*

By: scarpetta

scarpetta — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 13:18:41 +0000

And they lived skankily ever after…at least a few weeks till the attorneys file the papers