Sienna Miller is Full Frontal Naked

Oct 9, 2007

Sienna Miller is Full Frontal Naked

Tags: NSFW, Sienna Miller

More nudity today from the set of Sienna Miller’s new movie “Hippy Hippy Shake” — only this time, you get the kitty, too. Good stuff, but my concern here is the density and shape of her pubic hair. It’s all wrong for the era. Really, if you’re going to go to the trouble of wearing a hippie wig and beaded dream catchers and crap, you should make sure your bush hasn’t been shorn and groomed within an inch of its life. It should look like Demi Moore circa 1974. Or like you’ve got a yak in a headlock. And to think, those Hollywood bastards tried to tell me “pubic hair expert” wasn’t a real job. Well, I sure showed them, didn’t I? Any good PBE will tell you continuity is the name of the game.

7 Comments, Comment or Ping

Rawr

Dear god she’s foul *cries*

Oct 9th, 2007
abby

I don’t go into lakes naked because of leeches.

Oct 9th, 2007
abby

Also “impetigo.”

Oct 9th, 2007
Maria

Maybe they will photoshop the pubes in later. I don’t understand why they didn’t take care of this already - I am sure Burt Reynolds would have happily donated a small rug for Sienna.

Oct 9th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

did the fish in the lake urvive the toxic dumping. puttng in a call to the epa on that sewage spill.

Oct 9th, 2007
keeleyfan

Theres nothing better than a neatly trimmed bush! Although I do agree it doesn’t quit fit in with the era.

Oct 10th, 2007
RC

they make wigs for that. they’re called “merkins.” originally for people who went bald from syphilis meds and tarted up prostitutes who wanted the carpet to match the curtains. does sienna qualify for both?

Oct 11th, 2007