Britney’s New Video, Now With Boobs
Tags: Britney Spears
You probably thought Britney’s new video for “Gimme More” really sucked, what with the remarkably unsexy fat dancing and the shitty production quality. But maybe it’s just that there weren’t enough boobs. Well, that can be rectified! Daily Mail says
Troubled Britney Spears reveals a whole lot more in uncensored outtakes from the racy new video to her single ‘Gimme More’ - as the singer is seen completely topless. The previously unseen shots show a bra-less Britney in her role as a tattoo-clad pole dancer, with her arms across her chest. The raunchy promo, said to be completely Britney’s “concept and her vision” was directed by Jake Sarfaty.
I just checked, and, uh… no. Not better at all. In fact, worse. I wonder how many other brilliant “Britney visions” got batted down before the starfish pasties made it through. Stuff like “I had this one idea where I’m rollin’ around in a tub of mac and cheese and eatin’ it kinda sexy-like and some guys are squirtin’ mustard on me and maybe there’s some peanut butter pie fillin’ on ma titties” or “I could do that thang where I lat one of my farts!” and “What about that trick with the where I pick up the hot dog with ma lady bits — ” and then one of the producers ups and pukes and she has to start from scratch all over again. Considering the facts, I guess we should be grateful that side boob is all we get.
More starfish stills from the video after the jump
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
It’s not often words completely fail me.
Oct 10th, 2007
OpenYourEyes!
See the two guys at the table? They’re pissed and want their money back. They paid good money to see someone hot and they get stuck with this hulking load on the stage.
Oct 10th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Why do I have flashes of trading in my short yellow bus for a milk truck after seeing that… never mind I am over it.
Oct 10th, 2007
open mouth jones
All I am having flashes of is nausea.
While we are on the topic, how come, in this digital age, her nipples haven’t been altered to point north AT ALL TIMES? It’s like sad nipples mcgee up there. [shudder]
Oct 10th, 2007
iheartlasagne
Jesus, ugh. Much more reminiscent of a bunch of third graders skipping around the maypole than anything remotely sexy.
Oct 10th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Guuuuh ….ross.
Oct 10th, 2007
FeChef
Stupid video, stupid song, stupid girl. I predict that this is exactly what she will be doing full-time within the next 5 years.
Oct 10th, 2007
Gingerly
Britney Spears = Trainwreck. Britney Spears Her Boobies = Uncontrolable vomiting and a train wreck.
Oct 10th, 2007
john.johnna
Yhea…It is going to take more than a nipple to salvage what is left of her failing career. Girl, just go to rehab, dry up and then hit it fresh with some thought and taste please.
Oct 10th, 2007
Anonymous
She looks like a fat pig from the woods of the bible belt. Oh, wait..
Oct 10th, 2007
RC
it’s not that she’s fat (false), or even that she’s untoned (true). it’s that she looks really super awkward and unsexy. i mean damn. there’s more to poledancing than two-stepping in the vicinity of a pole…
Oct 11th, 2007
Tania
I agree with RC. Britney is NOT fat or untoned. In fact, she looks remarkably good for someone who had 2 children in 2 years. That being said, the concept for the video is boring, the video is not well done and Britney needs to go back to really DANCING like she used to. She used to tear it up! Now she is into all this sleazy, trying to be sexy crap — it needs to stop. That all goes away when you become a mom. You are a mother Britney! Act like it! Don’t look to Pam Anderson as a role model. This video is not comeback material. Go back and try again!
Oct 11th, 2007
lisa
I think its pretty pathetic how everyone is calling her fat =/ She is not fat at all! Its sad that society wants women to look anorexic in order to be considered sexy. Get real - who wants to hug bones!!
Oct 11th, 2007
RC
also, why is the blond britney even in this video? like, if she got up and started dancing too, it would make sense. she’s just a crappy frame right now though - make WAY more sense to have someone else be the random chick who’s laughing at the stripper’s life choices. and lasagne, i agree about the maypole.
Oct 11th, 2007
scarpetta
Give that pig an apple!
Oct 11th, 2007
Celebretard
Britney is such a train wreck. I dont even think they should call that a music video. GROSS. Check out her FriendSpaceBook Profile. http://www.friendspacebook.com/BritneySpears
Oct 11th, 2007
open mouth jones
Oh god! What is up with all the people going, “Oh, she’s not fat, she’s just big boned…blablablabla, and normal girls are a size blablabla….”? She’s a friggin millionaire and could have whipped her curdy ass into shape if she had bothered to put down her morphine pops.
Seriously people! She’s a lazy, chainsmoking, lardy, pile of hot, steaming MESS.
Oct 11th, 2007
Henry
Nice tits!!! Can i suck Britney? Please ??
Oct 15th, 2007
Horrible Person
I’m with Henry…gimme gimme more rich boobies
I’ll be your boy toy all day/night/year/whatever, just gimme a ferarri like you did with that douche bag KFed. Let me hang with all the rock stars…i dont care if you’re fat, i’ll work the fat off that ass
Nov 28th, 2007
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