Jennifer Lopez is Pregnant
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After those pictures of Jennifer Lopez cradling her visibly protruding uterus hit the net last week, several tabloid magazines are now “confirming” that the crappy singer is expecting. Although she herself isn’t confirming a goddamn thing. Female First says
Jennifer Lopez is pregnant, says her husband Marc Anthony’s ex-wife Dayanara Torres. The former Miss Universe said yesterday: “I found out a day ago. I suppose they will be happy.”
And Us Weekly adds
Indeed, Us has confirmed from multiple sources that Lopez is about four months pregnant with her first child. Or children – a source tells Us Lopez’s mother, Guadalupe, 61, “is proudly telling people she’s having twins.”
JLo artfully dodged pregnancy-related questions on both Good Morning America and The Late Show with David Letterman yesterday. And by “artfully dodged” I mean “pretended like she was a deaf mute.” Ah, avoidance! The most effective of all of the life strategies. I’m longtime member of the avoidance brigade. Sure, from time to time I might indulge in a little overcompensatory promiscuity and substance abuse, but at the heart of it, I’m your classic case study avoider. Did I just back into your car? Nope, not if you weren’t there to see it. That horrible smell? Not my lower intestine. STD’s? Uh-uh. That’s just a birthmark. Some people might call that lying, but I think I would call it perspective. That’s because I’ve always been a glass half-full kinda girl. And also because lying is fucking awesome. My uterus and I highly recommend it.
More of JLo performing on Good Morning America yesterday after the jump
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
overrated whores r bores
That will be one fucking ugly child and I feel very sorry for it, I have never thought Jennifer had any talent or was so fucking hot like everyone else thought…I thought she was a stuck up, annoying, star fucker that ended up marrying Marc because no other Man could put up with her diva ways and being a cold stuck up bitch.
Oct 10th, 2007
I Like J Lo
Wow, geesh - you are really mean.
Oct 11th, 2007
overrated whores r bores
I Like J Lo
I’m just being honest
I just saw her on the Late Show and she made me hate her even more, she is so FAKE, I watched her body language and I couldn’t believe that she clapped for herself.
She could feed a number of starving villages with all that fucking bling, clothes and she wears, like I said I Like J Lo not being mean, just telling the truth.
Oct 11th, 2007
RichPort
Even with a cake in the oven, I’d still volunteer my (ahem) icing to J Lo.
Oct 11th, 2007
scarpetta
And may I say “DUH?”
Oct 11th, 2007
frankie
So, is J-Lo trying to keep her pregnancy quiet, or is she just enjoying the attention? http://youpolls.com/details.asp?pid=703
Oct 13th, 2007
SHELLYNY
cONGRATS@ AND IT AINT NOBODYS BUSINESS AND FOR ALL WHO ARE SO PITY U SUCK
Oct 13th, 2007
esme
i think that if she is pregnant good for her she looks happy and beautiful.
Oct 18th, 2007
alopez
jlo is very fake i dont care what everybody thinks but shes fake she just wants attention i hope they stop talking about her so you see she will come out and herself tell everybody that shes pregnant and she will gwt fat really fat ha ha ha to bad fatty
Oct 18th, 2007
mm
you guys are really immature j.lo is pretty and it’s not funny or cool to make fun of someone for getting pregnant and gaining weight, i think the babies will be beautiful. you guys really need to get a better life than what you have cuz it’s pretty pathetic.BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 23rd, 2008
Take Dat
I love j.lo she’s my girl….She’s pretty,and she believes in love.I wish her all the best with her baby/babies and may she have a safe delivery.She reminds me of myself.
Mar 7th, 2008
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