The Ugly Chick From ‘Lost’ Goes Back to Jail
Tags: Michelle Rodriguez
Hairy-armpitted lesbian Michelle Rodriguez got busted lying about having completed her court-ordered community service and was consequently sentenced to a whopping 180 days in jail for violating her probation. People magazine reports
Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced Wednesday to six months in jail for violating [her DUI] probation… by consuming alcohol while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device [and] turning in a false document [stating] that she completed one day of community service on Sept. 25. The actress later [admitted] that she was in New York on that date.
Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell ruled that the actress is not to be granted an early release. The Lost star must report to a Los Angeles County jail by Dec. 24. She was also ordered to complete 30 days of road clean-up duty.
In her defense, was it really a lie per se? What actually constitutes “community service?” Is it pounding gin and tonics like a sailor on shore leave in a popular Los Angeles gay bar? What about telling the attractive woman next to you that you were on the hit TV show ‘Lost’? And buying her drinks? Or gently caressing said woman’s inner thigh? What about being up-to-your-ears in said woman’s snatch? I think she’s more than paid her debt to society. The defense rests, your honor.
More of Michelle leaving the courthouse last month after the jump
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
scarpetta
I’m thinking she kinda likes it there ya know?
Oct 11th, 2007
abby
Because she’s gay. It’s like getting to live out a real live porno in there. An all you can eat buffet.
Oct 11th, 2007
syd
I wouldn’t have put those shoes with that outfit.
Oct 11th, 2007
Butch
and secretary slacks with a motorcycle jacket? This girl needs a fashion lesson. Regardless of the fashion faux pas, this is one spicy little taco. ole.
Oct 11th, 2007
Moreaces
She is soooo not ugly
Oct 11th, 2007
Softcoppertone
lmao! wtf does she have on??? and i thought maybe her lil role in lost didnt have n e thing to do with her real life, and then bam here it comes out this bitch has a real-life alcohol addiction. WTf! LMAO! they should leave her ass on a island for real LMAO! i would love to see that.
Oct 13th, 2007
Softcoppertone
IN picture number three.I can just see what she is thinking. ” SHIT I NEED A FUCKIN DRINK”
Oct 13th, 2007
mandyjac1
Miss tuff girl huh, plus, the people callin her lesbee, geese double geese. IS IT JUST ME, OR IS HOLLYWOOD MAKING LOTS OF EXAMPLES OF THE YOUNGENS ON DRUGS, ALCOHOL AND GIMMIE ALL THEIR DOUGH. Money, money, money! A loop hole is found and or was created as lottery way of making more money. Wait is this a Swartzenniggar thing. I bet it iSSS…..?
Oct 14th, 2007
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