Quickies: Let’s Play Pretend

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz continue to annoy us all with their stupid existences. (DListed)

Avril’s new video makes me angrier than sitting at the DMV for 3 hours with a ragin’ yeast infection. (Socialite’s Life)

Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend has good taste in music, but shitty taste in women. (Mollygood)

Orlando Bloom tried to leave the scene. (Celebitchy)

Beyonce hawks nipples… or boob tape I think. No wait, it’s cell phones! (Egotastic!)

Ricky Martin pretends to use his ween on a lady to show us how totally gay he is not! (Agent Bedhead)

The TV Whore tries to convince us that the show about football isn’t really about football. Hmm… Well played, sir. Well played. (Pajiba)

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  1. Gweilo

    TV Whores are missing the one crucial hole. Put some trousers on, douchebag!

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