Ashlee Simpson Likes Getting Plucked
Tags: Ashlee Simpson
Remember how Ashlee Simpson never had a nose job? Well, she also never had Botox. And daddy never told her he wished she was pretty like Jessica. Us Weekly says
The 23-year-old singer is now denying reports that her smooth skin and wide-eyed gaze are the result of Botox injections. “Ashlee has never had Botox in her life,” her spokesperson told Access Hollywood. “She credits her eyebrows to her makeup artist who is a whiz with the tweezer.”
It’s amazing what you can do with a pair of tweezers nowadays. I heard about this conceptual artist last year who made an entire statue out of insect antennae and the hair he plucked from his chest. Something like 400,000 individual hairs. Pretty impressive. And there was that time MacGyver used a set of tweezers and a stick of chewing gum to take apart a ticking time bomb. That’s why I’ve always said that tweezers are the new Swiss Army knife. That, and the time I used a pair to stab a hobo in the throat for touching my Schwinn with his dirty fucking hobo hands. It’s just all that versatility, baby!
More of Ashlee Simpson devoid of expression with her sister at the GQ Lounge Friday after the jump
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!
Ashlee is a thousand times better looking than that horse-toothed overbite bimbo sister of hers!
Oct 15th, 2007
abby
They really look alike now. They have the same stupid, vapid, dumbass glazed look to their eyes. Joe must be in heaven. It’s like have twins, only one has small tits and an inferiority complex.
Oct 15th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
That glaze is the look you see on the Simpson klones is the same look you see from a deer on an old mountain road when the headlights hits its eyes- blank and nothing between the ears. Sounds like her make up artist went to the School of McGyver… duct tape and a pair of tweezers is all you need for that radiant look Botox gives. And then again I heard on Jeopardy that Denial is a river in Egypt.
Oct 15th, 2007
Iain
Hasn’t he got any younger daughters? I hear that he’s like a vampire but he systematically rapes them and that’s what turns them into clones (then again the guy who told me that might have been drunk). Those two dead-eyed clone freaks should be shot. Ashlee has a horrible smirk like the fucking Joker, while Jessica has horrible cold, shark eyes. Scary bunch of soul-less cunts.
Oct 15th, 2007
tom
Come on! Both of those girls are gorgeous! They might not have a talented bone in their bodies, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t put a talented bone in there for them! HOT!
Oct 16th, 2007
Kathleen
A-hole looks so very beautiful…no more looking into the mirror jealous of her sister…because she is now so much more attractive than jess. unfortunately, they are both dumb as dirt.
Oct 16th, 2007
holl
i dont think she looks botoxed i think she looks drunk.
Oct 16th, 2007
Ahachie
To ‘PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs’: Are you an icehead or something, Not only was Ashlee Ugly before, but she still is now. Shes totally fake. If your into fake, get a blow-up doll dude. Jessica may have fake boobs (undetermined) but every thing else she has is natural. She was supposed to be the only talented one anyway. Ashlee is just riding her coattails.
Oct 25th, 2007
Reply to “Ashlee Simpson Likes Getting Plucked”