Oct 15, 20079
Britney Tackles the Classics
Tags: Britney Spears
Britney Spears was photographed doing a little light reading in the car over the weekend. Not a “Parenting with Love and Logic” or “You Don’t Have to Apologize for Your Size,” but the C.S. Lewis children’s classic “The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.” The version with lots of grease stains and meth residue and frowny faces by words with more than two syllables. Doubles as a coaster and emergency toilet paper! Also good for swattin’ at the kiddies when they won’t shut the hell up and proppin’ up the elbow of your Cheeto-eating hand. Take a look, it’s in a book — Reading Rainbow! LeVar Burton must be so proud.
More of the scholar heading to a party in Beverly Hills after the jump
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Next up: The Cat in the Hat to be followed by Tolstoys’s War and Peace.
Oct 15th, 2007
abby
“For Whom the Bell Tolls” and Sweet Valley High #32 — The New Jessica.
Oct 15th, 2007
Q
Catcher in the Rye and Babysitters Club
Oct 15th, 2007
RichPort
Actually, I was lying..she’s reading the porn version about a long dicked asshole who conquers the world called “Warren Piece: Chronicles of a Donkey Dick”.
Oct 15th, 2007
sonya
How much do you wanna bet she asked the “barista” to put a heart under her name? Gotta feel some love somewhere, I guess.
Oct 15th, 2007
Mitsu
Ugh. Could that dress be any less flattering to her breasts? And that lacy hemline with those boots! Not to mention the rat’s nest hair, but we’ve seen that before, sadly. Forget the fashion police, this calls for the fashion Navy Seals!
Oct 15th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
She secretly is playing Clifford the Big Red Dog book on tape, while pretending to read something a little bit harder for the photo-op. Guess the library was closed that day she decided to pretend to read. Besides you can tell she is not reading because her lips aren’t moving to the words.
Oct 15th, 2007
carla
she looks good in that dress
Oct 19th, 2007
Dap
In the Halloween spirit.
Sep 18th, 2008
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