Oct 16, 200727
Amy Winehouse Looks Different
Tags: Amy Winehouse
Let’s say you had to shovel some disgusting maggoty roadkill off the highway as part of your community service, but when you get right up on it you see someone covered it in glitter and put lipstick on what was left of its mouth. Well, that’s the same feeling you’ll get when flipping through Amy Winehouse’s pictorial in next month’s Zoo magazine. Mostly nausea and the overwhelming sensation that you’re doing something perverse and shameful, like you’re a girls’ gymnastic coach or Charlie Sheen’s mother. May God have mercy on your souls.
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eh?
And being a girl’s gymnastics coach is shameful…how?
Oct 16th, 2007
iheartlasagne
I don’t really think that’s fair – granted, we all tear everyone apart for no tbeing our ideal of beauty, but she’s kinda hot in a dirty, greasy way – like Benecio del Toro, ya know? I’m sure I’ll be in the minority on this one, but I think her pics are pretty good; of course she had lots of help. Still absolutely love your post though – you guys are so FUCKIN FUNNY, even if I don’t agree wholeheartedly.
Oct 16th, 2007
Sorceressss
She’s still gross, you just KNOW under all the photoshopping that she’s covered in dirt. AND she shoule really take that fucking spiders nest off her head already, I hate to think what the hell is living in there.
Oct 16th, 2007
Meg
I kind of agree with iheartlasagne. She is gross and dirty, but I am sure she could show me a thing or two. Like old school Angelina… but with a little more Meth and tattoos and a little less blood.
Oct 16th, 2007
abby
I meant like a man who coaches six or seven year old girls’ gymnastics. Those guys give off such a skeezy vibe.
Oct 16th, 2007
spatz
god bless photo retouchers. they really are the unsung heroes of hollywood.
Oct 16th, 2007
katsy
**SHUDDER**
I think looking into her eyes might’ve made my soul turn to ice.
Oct 16th, 2007
Keara
My kindergarten gymnastics teacher was a guy. Aaaaaand he ended up getting busted for kid-touching (not me, mind you). Anyway, he looked just like Amy Winehouse. Wait, no he didn’t. He did look a lot like Tom Skerritt, whom I hate, though.
Oct 16th, 2007
Dragulf
She looks dirty and greasy with all that photoshop. Who is this fug again?
Oct 16th, 2007
Gingely
Forget Harry Potter, Photoshop is the greatest magical force on earth. I mean, turning Amy Methhouse into something sort of do-able? Oh yeah, expecto petronum.
Oct 16th, 2007
sonya
I think the correct incantation would be, Ridiculus!
Oct 16th, 2007
scarpetta
Keith Richards in drag?
Oct 16th, 2007
Showgrrrl
I think she’s tolerably hot in a semi-rockabilly sorta way.
However, until today, I had no idea she had a monster gap between her front teeth!! Thanks for that, Abby. Now all I can think of is some sorta ruminant animal (cow, camel, llama, you pick) that only has bottom front teeth. Because when THEY have a tooth-gap, and show it to you, it’s ENTIRELY ridiculous. Kinda like Amy’s grill here.
Oct 16th, 2007
Diana Crabtree
You know, her body looks normal to me, not disgustingly emaciated like usual. That disturbs me because it means that all models are as skinny as her, and that means I think that skinny looks nice.
Maybe it’s because her thighs are covered, or maybe they photoshopped weight ONTO her?
Oct 16th, 2007
Rain
She’s not here to be “hot”. She sings. She’s not posing in underwear or trying to be sexy. If you want to spend time thinking about her, buy her record. Actually don’t. It’s wasted on you.
Oct 17th, 2007
RichPort
She has one of the hottest CDs in a long fucking time. Maybe I’m biased because I love depression, booze, and weed references, but it’s destined to be classic material. But she is one nasty looking bitch. I can imagine any dick would be proud of his male host for sticking it inside of that.
Oct 17th, 2007
RichPort
CAN’T!!!! I MEANT CAN’T!!! GOOD GOD I HAVE TO GO SLAM MY VAG STRETCHER IN A METAL DOOR!!!!
CAN’T!!!,/B>
Oct 17th, 2007
RichPort
And I was so horrified, I fucked up the HTML too… good god my dick hurts…
Oct 17th, 2007
RC
she’s not here to be hot, rain? oh really? that totally explains the sexy poses then. and the tight clothes. and the sad, vacant attempts at bedroom eyes. besides, there’s “sexy” and then there’s “$2? anyone?” which is what you seem to be referring to.
i agree that she looks a lot healthier here though. even her face looks less cadaverous.
Oct 17th, 2007
Phi
Is her eyeliner permanently tatooed on her eyes?
Oct 19th, 2007
Fojan Parsa
well aren’t you a bit close minded?
take a look at her music, her talent and her life story and then write your thoughts about her!
and still how can you say she’s not beutyfull? just because she isn’t like every other girl in those rapper videos.
she is beutyfull and more talented than anyone around
Oct 20th, 2007
Melanie
man on DR. 90210 his wife Hayley Rey is skinnier than her. i think amy winehouse is beautiful the way she is now.
Oct 23rd, 2007
B.Threat
I don’t know why people hate this chick so much… shes got issues…yeh she’s admitted the whole time…so why care? I think she’s bit of fresh air to the pop industry. She’s not your stereotypical “teen idol” she’s real, Thats hot. Same with the way she looks… gapped teeth(she IS from the UK..fuck it I like it.) Tattoos (thank god they aren’t tramp stamps) big hair(what hair dresser haven’t you seen with huge hair…plus shes kinda short gotta make up for that height).
No matter what I say people still talk shit about this girl…which is a shame. At least she’s talented and real….you want someone to make fun of…Paris Hilton and the rest of those talentless greedy losers in Hollywood…now they are a waste of space!!!
Dec 14th, 2007
ILuvOldSkoolStyle
I think she’s hot! She does whatever the fuck she likes, devil may care, which I don’t see any of the other prissy little divas that are around these days doing! That beehive is out of this world.
Dec 15th, 2007
BHABDALB
Do you pl seriously have nothing better to do then trash talk celebritys.. FUCK GET A LIFE
Jan 27th, 2008
amanda
I think all u guys r a buch of fuckn retards…. she WAS an addict of course shes gunna look rough… i was 2 and i looked the same way… but there is a thing called recovery dumb mother fuckers and she aint on that shit no more so thats y shes hot again….for all of u that sisnt kno this … drugs make u ugly but u CAN bounce back so get off her ass… i think shes beautiful and i give her props for gettin off that shit…
Jul 11th, 2010
amanda
oh ya…. u guys r a bunch of haters n get a life
Jul 11th, 2010
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