Oct 16, 2007
Anthony Kiedis Is a New Dad
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Continuing the long-standing Hollywood tradition of giving your children really gay names, Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis has named his new son Everly Bear. People magazine reports
“It came to me by way of the Everly Brothers, which is one of my favorite bands,” the Red Hot Chili Peppers singer said. Kiedis’ girlfriend Heather Christie “came up with Bear. That made sense to me because he’s from me and I feel like I’m part of the bear clan.”
Everly Bear? I guess because Teddy Ruxpin was already taken. And Faggy McFagsalot Faggerton is too long to fit on that teeny little line on the birth announcements. Well, anyway, congratulations! Asswipe.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
I bet he’ll have a cool nickname in school like Beverly or Tenderly. Thanks dad! I bet he poops in the woods too…
Oct 16th, 2007
abby
Or “Wiener Sock.” That was my nickname in highschool.
Oct 16th, 2007
Showgrrrl
All I have to say is thank christ he got rid of his shoulder-length bob with the ‘tard bangs. I mean, come ON. That poor child.
Oct 16th, 2007
abby
What about his ’stache? Have you seen those pictures? It’s goddamn disgusting. I tried to find a decent picture of him with it, but no such luck.
Oct 16th, 2007
Thad
Is it appropriate to say, “Faggy McFagsalot Faggerton”? Didn’t we go through this with I.W. and Grey’s Anatomy? Or did you call him, Coon McNiggerton. Do you want to be called Cunty CumRecepticle McBitcherton-Whoreson? Sort yourself out.
Oct 16th, 2007
Cta
OMG!! YOU PPL HAVE NO SENSITIVITY! ANTHONY IS AN AMAZING, GOEGEOUS, TALENTED MAN!!! HE WILL BE A GREAT FATHER! AND EVERLY BEAR KIEDIS IS AN AWESOME NAME!!! DON’T GO AROUND SAYING MEAN THINGS!! HE IS SOOO CUTE! AND INNOCENT!!! He is a very sensitive peson to! If you don’t believe me then listen to songs like : Hard to Concentrate and I could die for you and Porcelain and Venice queen! Venice queen, by the way, is about this lady called Gloria Scott who helped him and stood by him through his drug addiction! She got lung cancer and Anthony bought her a house in Venice b4 she died because it was where she wanted to be!! then he wrote a song about her!!! Gosh! Just leave him, Heather and Everly alone!!!!Why do you bother saying things if there gonna be mean things!!! Go and waste you life critisising something else but don’t you DARE! Criticise Anthony!!! Or his name choices!! He is soo cute! And he is a very amazing person!!! I love him. And who cares if he names a child after a band! They must’ve been a big inspirational part of his life!
Oct 18th, 2007
chad
Geez alot of you people need to make fun of Anthony’s baby to feel better ? Wow having no life & jealousy is a bitch.
Oct 27th, 2007
Toldensulse
Hi, hello, privet
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Nov 27th, 2007
rodrigo mondragon
two thumbs up AK ! keep rocking
Dec 9th, 2007
Bexlie Trio
I Think Everly Bear is a great name! Anthony and Heather are grown adults and What they named their child is their own Business. Think about it. Everly isn’t the worst name to come up with Alot of people have much worse names. Btw. Bexlie is just made up. Think for a second. Thanks. He(Anthony) Could have named his child Humphry Godphry Kiedis. Or Gay Lord. What do you expect, Celebs Giving their children must be a new trend? Who knows. I sure as hell don’t and I sure as hell don’t give a damn! Thanks and have a great day
Jan 6th, 2008
Caitlin Grant
oh my god.
seriously, it is people like you who anger me, how can you say something about such a kind hearted man? Everly Bear is a gorgeous name, leave Anthony and Heather alone!!even if you dont like the name, get over yourself.grow up.
Jun 1st, 2008
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