Britney Went to Jail. Kind Of.
Tags: Britney Spears, jail
Remember when Britney plowed into that parked car and then left the scene without notifying the authorities? Well, she spent two minutes in jail for it last night. According to Us Weekly
More than three weeks after being charged with two misdemeanor charges stemming from her August hit-and-run accident, Britney Spears was booked and fingerprinted at 9:26 p.m. Monday night at an LAPD substation. Spears, 25, was charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and another count of driving without a valid California driver’s license. [According to booking reports] Britney Jean Spears [is] 5’5” [and] currently weighs 125 lbs, her hair is brown and so are her eyes.
Booking reports also indicate that Ms. Spears speaks fluent Mandarin and is a skilled bow hunter. Also she’s never gassy and she once climbed Mt. Everest underwater with four broken legs and an injured panda cub on her back. And, for the record, even though she was the last person in the booking station bathroom, it wasn’t her that clogged the potty with that 125-pound dump. That was somebody else in a pink wig with cystic acne. It’s all true because it says so in the report. Police officers can’t lie!
More of Britney making out with her dog en route to the police station after the jump
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Q
Wow, that poor dog
Oct 16th, 2007
Dragulf
125 pounds? 155 more likely. Maybe even 175.
Oct 16th, 2007
Pete
170 pound probably !
Oct 16th, 2007
abby
In her defense, chitlins don’t digest very well.
Oct 16th, 2007
scarpetta
Fairy tale 125lbs! Maybe the old Brit but not this hunk of chunk
Oct 16th, 2007
bulma
I luv the wig she bought at Spencers
Oct 16th, 2007
DeathNote
sick looking wig
Oct 19th, 2007
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