Quickies: Trumpet of the Swan
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I’ll see your “nigga” and raise you one “noose around the neck.” In yo mothafuckin’ face, Nas! (MollyGood)
You know what goes great with ebola? Herpes and hair extensions. Suck on that, Rwanda! (Fatback)
Ciara put the bang in booty long before Kim Kardashian’s ass implants hit the scene. (Bastardly)
You know P. Diddy’s hard by the way he keeps punching white guys with girlfriends at upscale celebrity events. (Celebitchy)
Angelina Jolie takes it all off, baby. (Seriously? OMG)
Fact: demon hunters don’t need to start pointing fingers about opening gates of hell unless they want a Liquid Plummer cocktail and a lot of hurt feelings. (Pajiba)
How can we ever expect to beat the Japanese if we don’t even bother to broadcast boob farts? (timekiller)
You know who looks great in a set of Cosabella booty shorts and pearls? Your mom. No, wait — that’s not it. It’s supposed to be “Eva Mendes is one hot piece of ass.” Well, it wasn’t supposed to be funny. Jerk. (CelebNewsWire)
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