The Kardashian’s Reality Show Blows Ass
Tags: Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Paris Hilton
“Keeping Up With The Kardashians” premiered Sunday night on E!, and if you forgot and spent that hour jerking off to “Hirsute Hussy” or having explosive diarrhea, you pretty much saw the whole thing. New York Daily News says of the Kardashians
Naked, underage pictures of reality starlets Kim and Kourtney Kardashian emerged two weeks before the debut of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” a new E! reality show featuring the family. In the first episode, youngest sis Kylie, 9, surprised viewers by showing off moves on a stripper pole in her parents’ bedroom.
Is there is a word for the kind of rage the above clip inspires? You know, good old-fashioned hooker-stabbing cat-kicking Palestinian-at-a-Zionist-Day-parade kind of rage. The kind that makes your eye twitch and causes those blackouts where you can’t remember why you’re sitting in a jail cell covered in pepper spray and vomit and somebody else’s excrement. My therapist calls that my “emotionally stunted inner child.” I call it “Jose Cuervo.” The one thing we both agree on? The Kardashians are stupid useless twats. Really, that one fat one makes Paris Hilton sound like Ruth fucking Ginsberg or something.
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scarpetta
Worse than the show was seeing Bruce Jenner’s new “burn victim” look. Better than the first Halloween movie
Oct 16th, 2007
Vermillion
That’s a HUUUGE bitch!
Sorry, that was the only funny part of Deuce Bigelow, and I really wanted to use it. But it only really works in audio.
Normally, I would defend the thickness, but even I can’t stomach THAT. And who would think a nine-year-old doing stripper moves on a pole is cute? Isn’t that considered child pornography?
So now not only do I have anothe reason to hate Ryan Seacrest, but OJ as well, since he helped fund this travesty.
Oct 16th, 2007
abby
There was also “balls.” That was a funny part.
Oct 16th, 2007
Gweilo
This “family” should be in a zoo, throwing their poop at the gawking cretins. Which isn’t a million miles from what this ghastly show actually is.
Oct 16th, 2007
abby
It’s almost like poop is pouring out of their mouths every time the start to talk. It’s a real shitfest.
Oct 16th, 2007
OpenYourEyes!
Here’s a super-duper exciting reality series that’s in development for fall ‘08: The Kardashians, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears are thrown onto “Vapid Island”. It’s a fight to the finish with great feats of strength and degradation as they all vie for attention from the camera. Will Kim’s ass take over the island? What will Paris look like with out her peroxide, tinted contact lenses and Vioxx? Britney without panties?- Oooops everyone’s already seen THAT!. Tune in next season on E!
Oct 16th, 2007
spatz
openyoureyes! you better copyright that shit, because i bet E! would seriously consider doing a show like that! and it would be kind of interesting to watch, kinda like Lord of the Flies for sluts.
Oct 16th, 2007
em
way to go
this country is going to hell
morals, anyone?
Oct 16th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
I’m surprised the TMZ nerds that live in grandma’s basementhaven’t already started a countdown until Kylie turns 18. I am sure they are busy replaying the nine-year old on the stipper pole over and over in their basement cubicles. So who wants to bet, we see the underage pole-dancing Kardaslut in training, drunk at one of the celeb hangouts in LA before Xmas, followed by a New Year’s sex video on the internet.
Oct 16th, 2007
abby
Don’t let the Jihadists see this. It’ll be all “infidel” this and “Great Satan” that.
Oct 16th, 2007
rlr260
Now why didn’t I think of giving my parents a stripper pole for the bedroom? It’s obviously the gift that keeps on giving! And a nine-year-old on a stripper pole is just creepy!
Ugh! A new high (or low) in vapidity and being famous for being famous.
Oct 16th, 2007
The VZA
SPATZ: “openyoureyes! you better copyright that shit, because i bet E! would seriously consider doing a show like that! and it would be kind of interesting to watch, kinda like Lord of the Flies for sluts.”
Lord of the Open Flies, perhaps?
Oct 17th, 2007
Jiggaz
There is absolutely no excuse for a 9 year old learning that type of dance, let alone showing it on national television. This is appalling.
Oct 17th, 2007
overrated whores r bores
Fucking pathetic…the whole family needs to die, and to think of all the poor and innocent that died in the genocide…and we get these assholes?
Oct 17th, 2007
open mouth jones
I loooove how darling Kimmie attended the event honoring OJ’s dead ex and other victims of domestic abuse a few months ago.
It’s like HELLOOOOOOOO? Have you no SHAME!!??
Seeing this, the answer is obvious.
Oct 18th, 2007
vanni
kim is pretty i will give her that but i agree eastern europeans are hairy as fuck and it sux because waxing from head to toe is pretty painful and does take time lol damn im glad im american haha seriously they could pass for arbians only you just gotta throw a cloth over their body can we say weirdos lol and as for having that lil mini future whore on a stripper pole no morals whatso ever its not cool it sad i mean theres no hope for the older sisters thier over rated whores but this one is young its like their training her haha whor ein training seriously she has a fake as i mean i would give her credit if it was her real ass but its not and its disgusting her nose is lie a polock’s nose it looks like a slope haha and i mean i hate to say it but she a disgrace i mean she really is ehhhhhhhhhhhhh i would fuckin beat that bitches ass if i ever seen her man show her how we get down in chi-town where the hoes get bowed lol she is a whore lol her virgina is probably soooooooooooooooo loose ehhhhhhhhhh its lik sticking ur dick in a hall way theres from 4 every one
Oct 25th, 2007
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