Oct 17, 200714

Mariah Carey Wears Stupid Ugly Shoes

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If you’ve been holding off on wearing your ToughSkins because you couldn’t find the right shoe to compliment the jeans, look no further than Mariah Carey here. Think zebra-inspired platform heels two sizes too small. The big toe should hang off the front about an inch or so. You also want the shoe to make a two-stair descent impossible without the assistance of an eighty year old. Pleather is a nice touch, too. So is being fat. You payin’ attention there, Anna Wintour? You might want to start writing this stuff down. It’s fashion gold.

UPDATE: Now with linkage, for the kids who are too young to remember the glory that was ToughSkins. Thanks, scarpetta!

More of Mariah Carey teetering around at AGO on Monday after the jump

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14 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Nothing sadder than a flat fat ass.

    Oct 17th, 2007

  2. abby

    I searched and searched for a picture of a pair of Tuffskins and couldn’t find anything.

    Oct 17th, 2007

  3. scarpetta

    Sears makes those jeans I think?

    Oct 17th, 2007

  4. scarpetta

    Hey Abby!
    Here’s the jeans! http://www.searsarchives.com/brands/detail/toughskins1981.htm

    Oct 17th, 2007

  5. BarbadoSlim

    They look like old school Gitanos.

    That is not a good thing btw.

    Oct 17th, 2007

  6. RichPort

    Jesus Crispies I would run into her like freight train on a car full of teenagers with a suicide pact parked on the railroad tracks with no gas and four flat tires.

    Oct 17th, 2007

  7. Gweilo

    Another idiot douchebag wearing sunglasses at night. Perhaps she’s been crying, or maybe she “walked into a door”.

    Oct 17th, 2007

  8. BarbadoSlim

    Soooooo RichPort, I take it you find her attractive. Hehehehehe

    Oct 17th, 2007

  9. RichPort

    Slim, I still can’t see why I’m the only one who wants to give this vapid bitch a RichPort protein shake. I’d fuck her like the white man did Kunta Kinte when he said “Yea negro, ya damn right we have lots of white women over there… get on the boat…”

    Oct 17th, 2007

  10. OpenYourEyes!

    Awwwww, she’s special. This special needs lady is gonna kick up her TARD heels once the short bus picks her up. Notice her helpers at the sanitarium? Yay to her for earning a day pass!

    Oct 17th, 2007

  11. Vermillion

    Really? Shoes and jeans? That’s it?

    I don’t care about those! When I see this woman, the last thing on my mind are her jeans or her stupid shoes. In fact, the only thing wrong with them is that they block access to the goods. I don’t want to drill her damn shoes. I want to drill her. I want to go go Sierra Leone on that ass. Just drill and drill until…PAYDIRT!!!!!

    Solidarity, RichPort. You are not alone.

    Oct 17th, 2007

  12. LuvOldSkoolMariah

    What is up with those Payless specials? They’re not even in her correct size. Wow! How far the “mighty” have fallen…… *sigh*

    Oct 30th, 2007

  13. cheesetto

    whTZ UP WIT DEM TOES YO? THEY LOOK LIKE THEY LACKIN’ CIRCULATION.LOL…

    Jun 16th, 2008

  14. Silas Bulls

    Naked Mariah Carey really sexy in homemade video

    Free video here:

    http://mariah–carey-sex.blogspot.com/?id=27640862&s=y

    Oct 5th, 2009

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