Oct 17, 20073

Quickies: Leash Laws

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Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend’s former fiancee speaks! (The Rad Report)

Vanessa Hudgens gets trimmed by Disney. Wink, wink! (Hollywood Headache)

Britney’s gaydar doesn’t work so well. (Evil Beet)

The heartless dog people make Ellen DeGeneres cry. Probably because they hate lesbians and inoffensive daytime television. (The Blemish)

Britney eschews the Kabbalah for some Native American healing. If this includes smoking dope, I am sold. (ICYDK)

Winona Ryder officially old and ugly. (I’m Not Obsessed)

BEST. CHRISTMAS GIFT. EVER. (Jossip)

Yeah, but can your tits do this? (timekiller)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. QLoTé

    :)

    Oct 17th, 2007

  2. BarbadoSlim

    Good on Disney for letting go of that filthy Filipino hooker, now she can resume her genetically mandated career path on the “getting nails did” industry.

    Oct 17th, 2007

  3. Vermillion

    Now, Barbado, you know that just because you have a cardboard cutout of her with an attached change box and strategically placed holes, that doesn’t make it a hooker.

    Yes, even if you do cut it up and stuff it in your trunk, it still doesn’t count.

    Oct 18th, 2007

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