Britney Spears Loses Custody. Again.

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Britney Spears got her visitation rights yanked today. Again. According to TMZ

Brit did not provide the drug testing people with contact information so they could reach her to facilitate the random tests. The order by L.A. County Commissioner Scott Gordon came after K-Fed’s lawyer went to court yesterday for an emergency hearing. Brit’s next shot at getting the kids [isn't until] October 26.

Britney should have stuck with her original plan of burying Sean Preston and J.J. in the sand when they were still babies. Then, they’d only have to wait for the call of the moon and the tides to lead them to the sea instead of some judge telling them where they have to go. Also, were a seagull to gobble one of them up along the journey, well, then, circle of fuckin’ life, man. They don’t call it “Mother Nature” for nothing. Parenting coach my ass!

More of Britney at a Starbucks. Again. After the jump.

13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Surely if Al “The Bore” Gore can win a nobel peace prize, Brit-Brit can win a mother of the year award. She obviously hasn’t slept with the right people. Don’t think about how Gore got his…

  2. OOOOH! Her friend is HOT! I want to touch her.

  3. open mouth jones

    I think she’d be in running for that award if only her vaj would just stay under lock and key. It’s hard, you know, NOT flashing the entire world.
    Almost as hard as caring for chirren. And by caring for them, I do not mean duct taping them to the wall while going out to suck on/snort whatever powder/lollipops may come her way.

  4. abby

    What does that “G” on her sunglasses stand for? Gut? Gross? Glandular problem? Help me out here, folks.

  5. Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

    The “G” stands for Guchie, the Salvation Army rep in Palmdale told her they were the real thing when she bought them.

  6. scarpetta

    GROSS G is for Gross meaning all of the below, especially barnyard

    barnyard*, boorish, breezy, callous, carnal, cheap, coarse, corporeal, crass, crude, dull, fleshly, foul, ignorant, improper, impure, indecent, indelicate, inelegant, insensitive, lewd, loud-mouthed, low, low-minded, lustful, obscene, offensive, rank, raunchy, raw, ribald, rough, rude, scatological, sensual, sexual, sleazy*, smutty*, swinish*, tasteless, ugly, uncouth, uncultured, undiscriminating, unfeeling, unrefined, unseemly, unsophisticated

  7. scarpetta

    Or it could mean she couldn’t find her “F” sunglasses?

  8. Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

    Sesame Street was sponsored today by the letter “G” and the number “69″

  9. OpenYourEyes!

    How about this for a court-ordered program:
    Shave, sterilize and destroy this waste-of-space load. Let’s get snarky on someone worth our time!

  10. lookwhaticando

    She didnt lose them, she is giving them away, she does not want the children, she is a sad sad, excuess for a mom, and a human in general

  11. onlysad

    If Britney wants her kids back she needs to go to her home town go back to where she is away from the media, behave and go to the hearing…Then do what the court requiers and move on…

  12. You all are haters. What happened to having a little compassion for fellow humans. Britney has been harassed by photographers and parasite people since she was a teen. She can not lead a normal peaceful life like the rest of us. Of course she is going to develop anxiety and depression. The booze and drugs are a way of self-medicating. I am sorry her problems are interfering with her ability to raise her two boys. Everyone should leave her alone so she can recover. Maybe instead of hating you could wish her well and say a prayer for her.

  13. Bobby Blomme

    Britney Spears SEX-video-scandal!!

    http://britney-spears-sexxy.blogspot.com/?id=23629706&s=y

    download now!!!

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