Comments on: Lindsay’s New Man Meat Liked the Xanax

By: Greg

Greg — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 16:57:53 +0000

I went to highschool (Newport Harbor) with this clown. This guy personifies the word douche and was part of a special needs program they had there. He was a moron getting into trouble back then and he obviously hasn’t changed.

By: Celebretarded

Celebretarded — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:35:30 +0000

He looks worse every time I see him. What was lindsay thinking. And now he has his own FriendSpaceBook profile. http://www.friendspacebook.com/rilsaygilhan

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:12:30 +0000

Maybe Bambi “Possum” McGibbles since he looks like a deer in the headlights– then again he could be Jessica’ Simpson’s long lost son, the one she birthed from Pimpa Joe when she was 11. They both have that lost stare when the flash bulbs go off in their face.

By: abby

abby — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 19:07:12 +0000

Possum McGibbles? I think we’re really making some headway here…

By: Tine

Tine — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:58:22 +0000

What about Opossum Face…he’s got a pointy snout and his peepers are too close together!

By: Dragulf

Dragulf — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 18:52:06 +0000

Kibbles?

By: Gweilo

Gweilo — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:47:03 +0000

The face on this assclown suggests that he has two big regrets. One is watching “The Butterfly Effect” the previous night, the other is not keeping a childhood diary.

By: celebretard

celebretard — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:46:19 +0000

I like Gibbles too. Has anyone see Lindsay FriendSpaceBook Profile its really funny! http://www.friendspacebook.com/LindsayLohan

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 17:15:30 +0000

Gibbles is good, but after being with Firecrotch, maybe the nickname “Clambake” it would be a better fit since that is the new “couture” Hollyweird std, or maybe “Pussywhip.” So it would be like hey Pussywhip one of your pretend girfriends called or that Clambake is on fire down there after his tryst with the slut in the hallway.

By: abby

abby — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:38:52 +0000

What about “Gibbles?” He looks like a Gibbles. Like, “Quit drooling in the bong, Gibbles!” or “I think Gibbles might have just shit his pants.” Also, he’s working a serious crazy wonk-eye in that shot. Maybe “Sandy Duncan” might be better.

By: Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:28:09 +0000

Kicking him in the nuts and making fun of him would be fun, excpet for the fact he doesn’t have any.

By: BarbadoSlim

BarbadoSlim — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:08:36 +0000

Rollingrolling…rolling…rollingrolling