Amy Winehouse Gets Her Ass Arrested
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Amy Winehouse was arrested for marijuana possession in Norway on Thursday. I know, shocking, right? For the life of me, I can’t imagine how such an upstanding young lady and respected member of the music industry could fall prey to something like pot. People reports:
Authorities, acting on a tip “from a good source,” arrested the 24-year-old singer, husband Blake Fielder-Civil and a male member of her touring party at around 6 p.m. in Bergen’s Radisson SAS Hotel, a police source tells PEOPLE. They found .25 ounces of marijuana in the singer’s room.
The three were held for about 12 hours in separate cells, fined and then released. Winehouse and Fielder-Civil paid a 500 euro ($714) fine, while the member of her touring party, Alexander Foden, who creates Amy’s hairpieces, paid a 350 euro ($500) penalty.
Wait a damn minute, there’s a guy who creates Amy’s hairpieces? You mean there’s somebody who actually does that, on purpose? Wow. Just, wow. I always assumed her hair just naturally got like that due to an extended period of neglect and poor hygiene — much like the stink cloud that accumulates and surrounds “Pig-Pen” at all times. Well in that case, I’d say he’s getting off easy with a $500 fine for the pot. If it were up to me I’d charge him a five thousand dollar fine for crimes against public health for jeopardizing humanity with that unsanitary mess.
Some recent candids of Amy, her fuggo husband and her strategically fabricated rat’s nest, after the jump.






11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Sorceressss
The only thing shocking about this is the fact that the police didn’t find the meth and crack these two must have also had with them.
Oct 19th, 2007
Q
Those are the scariest pictures Ive ever seen, Im hanging those up around the house for halloween
Oct 19th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
.25 ounces? pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
I thought it was supposed to be a fucking party.
Oct 19th, 2007
scarpetta
…and your little dog too~
Oct 19th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Oh and, Wu Tang is here FOREVER, motherfuckers!!
wooot
Oct 19th, 2007
open mouth jones
I’ve rolled (and smoked) joints containing more than that.
Wooot wooot, slim.
Oct 19th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
I drop that amount of bud in my ceral bowl wih a splash of milk each morning. I call it the breakfast of champions. Nothing like waking and baking before getting to the office for a day of writing snarky comments here.
Oct 19th, 2007
open mouth jones
Otto, we need to hook up.
We’d make beautiful green babies who have the munchies all the time.
Oct 19th, 2007
muah
I love bud eating bus drivers that are short and yellow
Oct 21st, 2007
OpenYourEyes!
Like a fragile china doll. Look at those delicate features; Ms.Winehouse is a classic, timeless beauty.
Oct 22nd, 2007
Dap
It’s just too easy.
Sep 18th, 2008
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