Oct 19, 2007

What Did David Copperfield Do?

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David Copperfield’s Las Vegas warehouse was raided by FBI agents Wednesday night, and among the evidence seized was a computer hard drive, a digital camera system, and roughly $2 million in cash. According to People:

“The only thing we’re confirming right now is that there was some investigative activity in the Las Vegas area yesterday connected with a Seattle-area case, both of which are pending,” said Robbie Burroughs, spokeswoman for the Seattle division of the FBI.

Copperfield’s attorney, David Chesnoff, says in a statement: “We understand there is an investigation, (we) are in touch with the investigators, and are respecting the confidentiality of the investigation.”

Since there’s nothing I love like wild and unfounded speculation — What Did David Copperfield Do? My money’s on kiddie porn, but the possibilities are really endless. Was it diamond smuggling? Orchestration of a Malaysain sex slave ring? Opium trade? Illegal white tiger breeding? No wait, that’s those other guys… Okay, how about bestiality, with a — wait for it — reptile? Boy! All this speculation sure puts a twinkle in my eye and makes me feel like a kid on Christmas morning! It’s all quite — well, magical, really.

13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    His first show at the Federal Pen will feature him making the penises of several large men disappear into his rectum.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  2. scarpetta

    I think it has something to do with OJ
    Everything does

    Oct 19th, 2007

  3. BarbadoSlim

    Yup either OJ or Global Warming, in fact, everything that’s not OJ related has to do with global warming.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  4. open mouth jones

    I vote kiddie porn- trafficed across state lines, usually the only reason the feebs will show up.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  5. Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

    He probably has the missing homemade porn video he did with Sig and Roy. Most likely he was blackmailing them with the threat of releasing it on the internet. Which wouldn’t be to bad expect for the fact endangered exotic animals were involved. Because in Vegas its about the fabled tiger show unlike TJ where where the show only features a donkey. By the way, they have a two-drink minimum if you go.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  6. What if He Didn't!!!!

    Could all of you be teenagers and just like to start the rumors flying? Sounds like it to me. The man is not guilty until proven guilty!! Then again, only mindless people would think the worse!!

    Oct 19th, 2007

  7. BarbadoSlim

    If we were mindless we wouldn’t think at ALL, douche-hat.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  8. open mouth jones

    Even if he’s innocent of kiddie porn he’s still guilty of excessive douche-ness. And that is a FACT.
    Two thumbs up, ass-wipe.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  9. marius

    mr.David Copperfield please make otto disappear

    Oct 19th, 2007

  10. Dragulf

    The Truth is out there!

    Slim, funny as always.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  11. overrated whores r bores

    I always found him greasy and sleazy…kiddie porn could be it.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  12. Isa

    Seattle news said it has to do with him raping some chick. I’m so shocked.

    Oct 19th, 2007

  13. Spirit Fingers

    Shouldn’t the $2 million be in an interest bearing account? Learn to make your money work for you, David.

    Oct 21st, 2007

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