1. 

   open mouth jones

   G is for GIANT. As in that’s a HUUUUUUGE bitch.

   Oct 23rd, 2007

2. 

   Dragulf

   J E L L O. The snack that bites back…

   WAIT! It jiggles and wiggles or something. Whatever!

   Oct 23rd, 2007

3. 

   abby

   I bet the court-appointed parenting coach has just resorted to short hand and tape recorders at this point.

   Oct 23rd, 2007

4. 

   RichPort

   I’d fuck the Brit in pic #2… fuck yeah. But I’m a perv that thrives on women with low self esteem.

   Oct 23rd, 2007

5. 

   OpenYourEyes!

   Warming up to down a Vente Christmas HamFrappucino new from Starbucks!

   Oct 23rd, 2007

6. 

   open mouth jones

   I don’t think her boobs are on speaking terms. Notice how they always point AWAY from each other, and her. Like they can’t believe they got stuck to this bitch and next to that whore.

   Oct 23rd, 2007

7. 

   Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

   Brit-Brit at home lip-syncing to Right said Fred…

   I’m too sexy for my kids, too sexy for my kids
   The courtjust took them

   I’m too sexy for my panties, to sexy for my panties
   So sexy it makes the photogs wet for me

   And I’m too sexy for MTV, too sexy for MTV
   Hollywood and Louisianna

   And I’m to sexy for Starbucks
   Too sexy for for Taco Bell
   No way I’m going Wendy’s

   I’m Britney and you know what I mean
   And I show my kitty on the Robinson Drive pap walk
   yeah, on the Robinson Drive pap walk on the Robinson Drive pap walk

   I show my little kitty on the Robinson Drive pap walk

   I’m too sexy for my bra too sexy for my bra
   Too sexy by far especially without a bra
   And I’m too sexy for my extensions
   Too sexy for my extensions what do you think about that

   I’m a trainwreck you know what I mean
   And I show my kitty on the Robinson Drive pap walk
   Yeah on the Robinson Drive pap walk on the Robinson Drive pap walk yeah
   I shake my big ass on the Robinson Drive pap walk

   I’m too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

   ‘Cos I’m Britney you know what I mean
   And I show my kitty on the Robinson Drive pap walk
   Yeah on the Robinson Drive pap walk on the Robinson Drive pap walk yeah
   I shake my big ass on the Robinson Drive pap walk

   I’m too sexy for my dog too sexy for my dog
   Poor bitch poor adopted dog
   I’m too sexy for K-Pud too sexy for K-Pud
   K-Pud left leave me

   And I’m too sexy for this song- bitch

   Oct 23rd, 2007

8. 

   christie

   why dont people leave this woman alone! i bet half the lard asses commenting have one thigh the size of her whole body! ANOREXIA FIXATED SKANKS AND ASSHOLES!! no wonder the womans losing her mind with everyone picking her apart…im sure shes like a size 4 at the biggest..lay off already

   Oct 24th, 2007

9. 

   Axeldee

   YOU KNOW WHAT DUDES? SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN THAT STUPID, ANOREXIC GISELLE…A REAL WOMAN IS NOT TOO FAT, NOT TOO FRICKEN SKINNY…YOU DOPES!

   http://www.spymac.com/details/?2288032

   Oct 24th, 2007

10. 

    ack!

    The cig in her hand is a classy touch. Of course.

    Oct 24th, 2007

11. 

    Jamie

    I’m way hotter than my older sister. Just ask my daddy!

    Dec 29th, 2007

12. 

    Dap

    She’s looking good.

    Sep 18th, 2008

13. 

    Morton Sarrell

    Britney Spears in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
    VIDEO:

    http://britney-spears-sexxy.blogspot.com/?id=65272389&s=y

    Oct 5th, 2009

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