Halle Berry Hates Jews
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Halle Berry has tearfully apologized for making what some members of “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” audience deemed an anti-Semetic joke Friday afternoon. According to Page Six
The Oscar-winning star, on the show to promote her [latest] movie, was showing Leno images of herself using the Mac program Photo Booth, which distorts images like a carnival fun-house mirror. According to one audience member, “She introduced the first photo by saying, ‘Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!’ - it was a picture of her with a huge, distorted nose. No one laughed, and Jay nervously said, ‘I’m glad you said that and not me.’ When the show aired, they cut out her ‘Jewish’ comment and added a laugh track to the bit. If you watch the clip, you can see Halle saying the word ‘Jewish,’ though obviously there is no audio. NBC covered her [ass].”
Jesus H. Christ. Jews do have big noses. Just like Asians have slanted eyes, black people have big lips, and white people have flat asses. That isn’t racism. It’s a physiological truth. How do you think forensic scientists are able to drag thirty year old skeletons out of a lake and then reconstruct the person with such remarkable accuracy? It isn’t like there’s a “Jewish and Proud!” or “Caucasoid, Female” stamped on the inside of your skull. The forensic scientist would make note of your brow prominence and the width and length of your nasal cavity, and compare your height against national averages for your respective gender. None of that makes the scientist a racist. His Swastika vanity plates and his “Hooray for Hitler” office decor might, as could his fervent belief that Jews are money-grubbing tightwads responsible for the death of the Christ, but not his saying Jews have big noses. Those are just the facts, man! Sorry, but you just can’t argue with science.
Halle at the “Things We Lost in the Fire” premiere in L.A. October 15th
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
sara
Have you ever seen Natallie Portman’s nose?
Oct 23rd, 2007
Vermillion
Sure, we have seen it. Your point being…?
Oct 23rd, 2007
abby
There are physiological differences in the skeletal structures of different ethnicities. Claiming that’s racism is ridiculous in a Farenheit 451 way.
Oct 23rd, 2007
JMc
Things We Lost In The Fire, is that movie about the Jews during the Holocaust???
Oct 23rd, 2007
abby
Oh, my God — I think it is! Irony RULEZ!!!
Oct 23rd, 2007
Marjani
I don’t know what she’s apologizing for. She is of African ancestry and is more Jewish than Leno could never hope to be. The original Hebrews were black people anyway — so if she was making an “anti-semitic” joke, it was about her own people. Leno’s a fake wannabe Jew, not of a true Hebrew descendant. Period.
Wanna know who the REAL Jews are? They are closer to Halle’s ancestry than Leno’s.
http://forums.delphiforums.com/yshuaandmoshe/start
Oct 23rd, 2007
Susan Johanson
Halle is only 50% black and is always whining and complaining about her “race” hindering her in Hollywood. It’s surprising that she would make such a comment after all her whining about her race. She doesn’t even acknowledge the white 50% of herself.
Oct 23rd, 2007
Axeldee
IS SHE STUPID? I GUESS SO
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2288847
Oct 24th, 2007
Cannonball
I love the babe who does yeeeah.com, but saying Halle hates Jews because of a comment about her nose is stupid.
Oct 24th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Didn’t realize Hobbits were actually Jews in disguise.
Oct 24th, 2007
Jared
She made a joke. A joke people, she is an entertainer people we expect this from her. Why are people so shocked?
So, we can’t joke about Jewish people?
Then we shouldn’t be able to joke about Christians, Muslims, Buddhists, Mormons, atheist, men, women, children, dogs, cats, elected leaders, non-elected leaders, blondes, brunettes, redheads, bald people, really hairy people, not so hairy people, people with jobs, people without jobs, family, friends, co-workers, straight, gay, lesbian, bi, people with blue eyes, people with brown eyes, the handicapped, or anyone from another country. And if I left your group out and I offended you please let me know and I will add you to my list of ‘People who can’t take a freakin’ joke’.
Are Jewish people too good to laugh at themselves? Or is it only okay for one group of people to make jokes about the group it is from.
If you can’t take a joke get off the planet.
Jared
Oct 25th, 2007
karen
You all sound so ignorant. The comment made was just wrong. It was rude and not funny , at all. If a comment can be offensive to a whole group of people then perhaps we should realize that it is offensive. Just because you don’t like Jews, does not give you the right to make fun of them without facing the consequences of your improper comment.
Jan 24th, 2008
Johnny
ok wow you say anything, i mean anything about jewish people on tv (their homeland) and even when it is a joke your quickly a anti semite fukn tards
Jul 5th, 2009
Johnny
i am arab, im semite too how come no one says anything to bill o reilly or pat robbinson they are anti semite?
Jul 5th, 2009
Johnny
it is a hollywood rule you better not say a word abotu jews, no positive (rich, smart, wise) or negative (greedy, evil, scum) or else it is the end for you (brando, m.gibson)
Jul 5th, 2009
Darren Kitzmiller
Halle Berry bikini video online !!
http://halle-berry-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=17673721&s=y
really sexy!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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