Britney’s Parenting Coach Takes Notes
Tags: Britney Spears
The report turned in to the courts on Monday by Britney Spears’ court-appointed monitor didn’t have much positive to say about the pop star’s parenting style. According to Us Weekly
[The monitor] turned in a “very damaging report” October 22, a source close to her ongoing custody case [reveals]. The paperwork claims that “[Spears] paid her [monitor] no attention or respect at all, as if she were some employee whom she could blow off. She is adamant that she doesn’t have to listen to anybody — that it’s her way or the highway. Britney’s often distracted and in her own world when she has the kids and has a hard time focusing [on them].”
When asked for comment, Britney replied “That’s so not true. What about when I used Jayden James as a footrest while my pedicure dried? And that time I stamped out that grease fire with Sean Preston? It’s not like mommy’s smokes and wine coolers fetch themselves, you know! Like some magic invisible space robots from outer space carry them across the room or something? Magic space robots are too busy working with the Chinese. Like their super yummy food. Moo Goo Gai Pan. Ied-Fray ice-ray. Bwitney most luvlee-iest gurl in da hoe wurl bumblebee tuna rammalammadingdong yow” and then a couple of pelvic thrusts and an eyes-closed “Yeah-yay-yay-yeeeah.” Try arguing with that kind of logic, court-appointed parenting coach! You just can’t beat Britney Spears.
Britney with blue contacts driving aimlessly around L.A.:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
OpenYourEyes!
When is she going to choke on her Starbucks straw or the fingernails she ravenously munches on? I’m pretty patient, but c’mon! Make it happen, Brit!!!
Oct 24th, 2007
abby
I hear meth is a real esophagus loosener.
Oct 24th, 2007
open mouth jones
Why doesn’t her hairdresser take notes. Notes on how bad those fucking extensions she’s hotglued to her clients head look.
Oct 24th, 2007
Gweilo
Someone pixellated the wrong face.
Oct 24th, 2007
Gweilo
Thumbnail #3 - independent eyeballs! She HAS a talent!
Big deal, Columbo could do that while solving murders.
Oct 24th, 2007
Rae
this is so not true…. they got false information about this. If you people believe this load of shit then you need a new life. People just need to leave this poor girl alone. If you were going through problems, you wouldnt want the whole world to know about it, and it would be easier for her to get things strait if people were constiantly in her face, let her breath and quite the rumors, she has it bad enough
Oct 24th, 2007
abby
Nope, it’s all true. I checked.
Oct 24th, 2007
Axeldee
SHE LOOKS SO CARING…
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2288847
Oct 25th, 2007
OpenYourEyes!
She needs a stronger prescription. Her “glasses” are not helping her see that her boy is missing a shoe. Don’t fret; I’m sure that 2 seconds later she passed Jayden off to his REAL mommy, the nanny.
Oct 25th, 2007
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