The trailer for Paris Hilton’s latest cinematic masterpiece “Repo: The Genetic Opera” has finally hit the net, and it’s pretty fucking awesome. If your idea of “fucking awesome” is a horrible acid trip filled with sadomasochistic barbers and Frankenstinian mimes with a penchant for song and blood and viscera and general foulness. And if that’s your idea of fucking awesome, well, then, you’re officially un-invited to my sister’s wedding. I might get stinking drunk and belligerent at the reception and make out with a couple of groomsmen I’ve never met before, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to suck face with some crazy who likes interpretative modern opera and Darren Lynn Bousman’s manic MTV-style editing. That stuff’s just crap any way you cut it. Gross!

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