Reese and Jake Go Public
Tags: Gay, Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon
Despite endless speculation and a slew of on again/off again rumors, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have finally come out as a couple. If by “couple” you mean “a beard and its gay.” The Daily Mail reports
The pair met on set of the upcoming movie Rendition and have now taken their romance public – they were spotted holding hands and canoodling during a romantic trip to Rome. Witherspoon, whose divorce from former husband Ryan Phillippe was finalised this month, had previously denied a romance with the Brokeback Mountain star. Now it’s clear their love affair is most definitely back on.
All this unexpected PDA! Whatever could have spurned them to go public after nearly a year of denying any romantic involvement? Certainly not Jake’s handlers trying to spin his self-professed love of men’s restrooms or their new movie’s dismal opening weekend. Ace of Spades says
The Vampire flick “30 Days of Night” led all movies by grossing an estimated $16 million, while Rendition came in 9th place taking $4.2 million (it cost $20 million to make). Judging by this weekend’s box office numbers, Americans just don’t care.
That’s right. We don’t. Americans only care about boobs and professional football. Like the esteemed Patrick Henry said to the tyrant King George in 1775, “Give me liberty, or give me boobs.” Also “We hold these boobs to be self-evident,” “A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush,” and “Idle boobs are the devil’s tool.” I’d say the problem with “Rendition” is too much gay and not enough boobs. It’s the same problem that plagued “Brokeback Mountain” and “Mr. Holland’s Phallus.”
Reese and Jake “canoodling” in Rome:
Reese at the Rome Film Festival:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Hee hee… pit stains…
Oct 24th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“Give me liberty, or give me boobs.” Also “We hold these boobs to be self-evident,” “A boob in the hand is worth two in the bush,”
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
AMERICA…….. FUCK YEAH!
Oct 24th, 2007
www.itsbritneybitch.com
thats nice they make a good looking couple!
Oct 24th, 2007
petemclochness
Abby, I would like to hold your boobs to be self evident. And I thought it was “Mr. Holland’s Orifice.” I hear it was the feel good story of the year.
Oct 24th, 2007
abby
Pete – I can’t believe it! Well, I was torn between “Mr. Holland’s Phallus” and “Independence Gay.” I went with the former. See, that’s why I need you here at home with me.
Oct 24th, 2007
open mouth jones
slim’s all about the woot these days.
personally im all about the weed.
Oct 24th, 2007
supes
Actually, Brokeback mountain had two of the most glorious boobs in all the land in it…Anne Hathaways knockers. Mmmmmmmm.
Oct 24th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
If we are going to make bad puns on movies let’s at least include Reese in Erection, where she steals the orifice from her contenders and ends up at the end of the movie the whore, er concubine, er beard for a congressman, while Matthew Broderick is stuck holding his own at the natural history museum.Only bummer part of the movie no Reese boobs, would have made it much more entertaining.
Oct 24th, 2007
Gweilo
Looks like Jake has a public hair stuck in his teeth.
Oct 24th, 2007
bionic bunny
wasn’t it DICKens who wrote ” A Sale of Two Titties”?
Oct 24th, 2007
Axeldee
IT’S NOT A PUBIC HAIR, DOPE! AWWWWW THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2288847
Oct 25th, 2007
keeleyfan
Reese is a hottie
Oct 26th, 2007
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