Quickies: Prankenstein

Oct 25, 2007

Watch the funniest movie deaths ever. (CraveOnline)

Lance Bass and Fifty Cent ’bout ta throw dayown, paperback-style. (MollyGood)

Halloween pranks where people get hurt are awesome! (timekiller)

I give you the only must-read book of the year: “I Am America, and So Can You.” Read it, you commie! (pajiba)

Have yourself a peeksie up Marissa Tomei’s skirt. (The Grumpiest)

Tom steps out without his lifts and Katie’s spine-telescoping-device. (CelebSlam)

Pamela Anderson like the blow. Also the wiener, but that’s a story for another day, right? (Celebrity Smack)

Whoever sold Beyonce the beige lycra leotard with rhinestones should punched in the kidneys. Hard. (Fatback)

Jessica Biel goes all “angry old man with an umbrella” on some paps who dare to take her dykey picture. (The Blemish)