Leo DiCaprio Wasn’t Always a Stud
Tags: Bar Refaeli, Leonardo DiCaprio
I’m sure you’ve lain awake in your bed at night, trying to figure out Leonardo DiCaprio’s secret for scoring such hot lingerie-model kitty. Well, believe it or not, Leo wasn’t always such a ladies’ man. In fact, he graduated from high school jerking it just like you and me. According to Page Six
[Leonardo] was still a virgin at 17, says Russell Crowe in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly, on stands today. “You know, I worked with Leonardo when he was 17 on ‘The Quick and the Dead [1995],’ ” says Crowe. “He was a virgin, and he’d talk about that constantly. So I’m hoping we have some time so he can fill in what’s happened in between, maybe show some photos, because I’m sure life’s different now.”
Maybe show some photos? Yeah, there’s no better way to catch up with friends you haven’t seen in fifteen years than asking to see pictures of their old girlfriends’ vaginas in action. Another sure winner is pouring them a glass of “Jesus Juice” while asking about their children. Or if they ask, “So, what’ve you been up to lately?” you could pull the shotgun down from over the fireplace, pump it once or twice before pointing it at their head and say “Nothin’ you need to worry about, tough guy.” I’ve found that soiling one’s pants is a real conversational icebreaker.
Ex-girlfriend Bar Rafeali at the Galician Lingerie show in Barcelona last week:
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
litelysalted
Yes! Arniepie! I love you for this, Abby.
Oct 26th, 2007
spatz
awww arnie. such a lovable retard
Oct 26th, 2007
abby
Thanks, Salty! I have to hand it to Leo — he’s a great actor. I honestly didn’t know he wasn’t retarded until like three years later. I thought he was like Corky from “Life Goes On.”
Oct 26th, 2007
chrissy
Leo is the man!!
http://www.xtremegadgets.net
Oct 26th, 2007
margaretta
Little Leo fugly.
Oct 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
i didn’t realized he had achieved stud-hood. was studlyfied? whatever. yech!
Oct 26th, 2007
NotTrue
sorry… but this just is not true. My friend slept with him when he was 18 - and she wasn’t his first.
Oct 26th, 2007
Bryan Stanley
have y’all seen the video of Leo at Neverland Ranch playing with an orangutan?!? it’s some weird ass footage let me tell ya
Oct 27th, 2007
Malcom
Leo is a cool guy. I got a chance to meet him once when they used my store for shooting of a little show where he lived with the Severs!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2290046
Oct 27th, 2007
Axeldee
SURE HE WASN’T ALWAYS A STUD…YOU PUNK..MWAHAHAHAHAHA
http://WWW.CELEBS.COM
Oct 29th, 2007
uhhhh yeeaahhh
I don’t believe you, NotTrue….
If your “friend slpet with Leonardo DiCaprio”, then me and Madonna made out last night.
I’m sorry, but I think that’s b.s.
Oct 29th, 2007
no name
oh my gosh thats the cutest picture!!!!! i looked just like him when i was 5 years old. he is my long lost big nards
Dec 17th, 2007
no name
um yeah get your facts straight he was a virgin at 17 not 18 so how do you know, he is such a sweet carefree child he is lucky he got to live out his personality, he will always be my true love my long lost big nards
Dec 17th, 2007
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