Paris Isn’t Going to Rwanda
Tags: Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s philanthropic mission trip to Rwanda has of course been conveniently “postponed.” People magazine reports
The organization [issued the following] statement: “The philanthropic trip to Rwanda planned with Paris Hilton has been postponed. Paris has been a loyal and gracious supporter of Playing For Good, but the foundation has to regrettably reschedule this trip. Playing for Good would like to thank Ms. Hilton for her generosity and her continued support of this initiative and is looking forward to rescheduling the trip with her at a later time.”
What really happened is that Paris found out Rwanda was full of black people and that “ethnic cleansing” wasn’t African for glycolic peel and mud wrap. Oh, and before I forget, nice pants. M.C. Hammer called… and he wants to know why he has herpes.
Paris’ philanthropic club-hopping efforts earlier this week:

8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Axeldee
DOUCHEBAG
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2288032
Oct 26th, 2007
abby
Here, here!
Oct 26th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Latest report from inside sources state that she was quarrantined from entering Africa. Seems like they have enough diseases of their own and do not need any new ones.
Oct 26th, 2007
abby
I’d choose Ebola over Paris Hilton’s snatch any day.
Oct 26th, 2007
sonya
At least Ebola won’t look at you with a wonky eye before it kills you.
Oct 26th, 2007
Celebrity News and Gossip
Yes, Ive hear that news, And the thing here is that they didn’t even mentioned what the reasons behind why they postponed the said Rwanda tirp.
Oct 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
@sonya *snicker*
Oct 26th, 2007
herpes
you are talking about the herpes? Maybe STDromance.com can be a good place to find the hot topic about it
Jan 19th, 2008
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