Oct 29, 2007
It’s a Very Paris Halloween
Tags: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton showed up at the Playboy Mansion Halloween Spooktacular over the weekend dressed up as… well — like an STD, I think. You know, like it looks pretty good from the neck down, and then the next morning you wake up and get a good look at its face and it’s all genital warts and scarred ovaries and penicillin for the rest of your life. Or else she’s supposed to be Marilyn Manson. He’s pretty much synonymous with genital maladies, right? So basically the same thing. Either way, that outfit blows. And not just because it’s on Paris Hilton! Get it? Blows? Feel free to write that one down to use at parties. Consider it my gift to you.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
DiamondSal
Fairy tale pervert rides again.
Oct 29th, 2007
abby
Just think how many Rwandans aren’t getting to look at her ass today.
Oct 29th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
So She fell through the rabbit hiole and landed in on Hugh Hefners portch step waiting to get into the grotto– how appropriate. I’m just wondering when someone falls into her rabbit hole where do they land - the closest free clinic doorstep.
Abby– you didn’t hear the collective sigh of relief coming from Rwanda - the threat of a new sexual disease was averted– for the moment or at least until LiLo shows up on her African Sobriety Tour, which is sponsored by the Darth Oprah School of the Elite– I mean future Harpo slaves– er I mean maids– my bad- educated students (who will intern as Darth Oprah’s slaves) upon graduation.
Oct 29th, 2007
bionic bunny
otto, actually, that sigh of relief was so huge, it helped the firefighters get the burning of so cal under control.
ironic, no?
Oct 29th, 2007
Malcom
there are more pics that i guess qualify for nswf
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2290046
Oct 29th, 2007
scarlett
Costume…couture..just being Parasite
Oct 29th, 2007
Axeldee
MARILYN MANSON’S SISTER…MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
http://misstrendy.org/miss_trendy.html
Oct 30th, 2007
open mouth jones
Where is the god damned Queen of Spades when you need her? I guess I’ll have to take over till that drunken whore shows up. GUARDS! OFF WITH ‘ER HEAD!! Please.
No seriously.
Off with her head. That’s an order not a request.
Oct 30th, 2007
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