Sarah Jessica Parker, World’s Unsexiest Woman
Tags: Britney Spears, Jeremy Piven, Sarah Jessica Parker
While I find their periodical the literary equivalent of Jeremy Piven waving around a turd on a stick, Maxim magazine is gracing us with a list of the World’s Unsexiest Women in their next month’s issue. Rounding out the top five are Britney Spears (#5), Madonna (#4), Sandra Oh (#3), Amy Winehouse (#2) and Sarah Jessica Parker. Notice anything curious about their list? Britney Spears is number five. SJP might have a horseface and a mole you could land a chopper on, but I’d still have sex with her before I’d get anywhere near Britney’s bologna casserole. I would also have sex with hobo or a hot curling iron before Britney, so… Catch-22. I think the real question here is ‘Would you have sex with Jeremy Piven?‘ And the answer to that is “I’d rather stuff my vagina full of dynamite and head for that big mattress in the sky.” Money, baby!
SJP filming in Central Park last week:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
DiamondSal
She should remove the moles and cut her hair and make it a soft-shining brown, tone down the raccoon eye makeup, wear more blush and add about twenty pounds.
Oct 29th, 2007
abby
Or get that jizz out of the corner of her mouth. Or mayonnaise or whatever the hell it is. It’s just gross.
Oct 29th, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Looks like she didn’t wipe after we were done.
Oct 29th, 2007
Malcom
she is just plain nasty!!!!
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2290046
Oct 29th, 2007
MaliceAlice
Sandra Oh?!! What the fuck? I think she’s awesome and kind of sexy in an asian way. She certainly doesn’t belong on this list. I agree with everyone else (including that BS should be higher up) but come on! Just because she’s an ice princess, she’s unsexy? Bull shit.
Oct 29th, 2007
Mr. Poop
These are also the same people who voted LINDSAY BLOHAN as the “sexiest” woman too right? Pfftt..Maxim’s credibility was thrown out the fuckin window they came up with that fuckin list too.
Oct 29th, 2007
Axeldee
HELL YEAH…SHE IS VERY SEXXXY TO ME!
http://misstrendy.org/miss_trendy.html
Oct 30th, 2007
jen
What in the hell is wrong with Sandra Oh??? She’s hilarious on Grey’s and I thought she was hot in Sideways. And how did Lindsay Lohan escape the list?
Oct 30th, 2007
eeks
Sandra is not pretty, totally, but Maxim SUCKS. What a fucking AWFUL list. And Madonna? Please. She’s not #1 but she’s sexy. So is SJP in her own way. Maxim is insulting I hope they go down in flames.
Oct 31st, 2007
Who Gives A Crapola
Ummm yeah. I’d love to see the mugs of the losers who created this list.
Nov 6th, 2007
Dap
Not sexy.
Sep 19th, 2008
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