Britney’s Stinkbomb Drops Today
Tags: Britney Spears
Britney Spears’ latest stinkbomb “Blackout” hits the stores today, and it’s already pissing off the Diocese. According to the NY Daily News
Kinky photos of a half-naked Britney Spears perched on a priest’s lap and leaning seductively against a church confessional sparked outrage among Catholic leaders. At least one said the saucy snapshots [from her new] album, “Blackout,” are a “bottom of the barrel stunt from a girl who really could use some quality time spent repenting sins in a wooden cubicle. This girl is crashing,” said Bill Donohue, president of the New York-based Catholic League. “She’s not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she’s not responsible enough. Now we see she can’t even entertain.”
As opposed to before, when she was entertaining us by wearing pigtails and a school girl kilt and dancing around a bunch of lockers asking us to “hit her baby one more time.” Thanks for setting the record straight, Catholic Church! You guys sure are a bastion of insight in today’s topsy-turvy world!
Editor’s note: Pictures of Britney dressed as a boy sitting on a priest’s lap wouldn’t have batted a Catholic eye. Who hasn’t seen that already? Bo-ring!
Scandalous liner pics:
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
“..As opposed to before, when she was entertaining us by wearing pigtails and a school girl kilt and dancing around a bunch of lockers asking us to “hit her baby one more time.”
And I kept hitting her again, again and then some more, then I realized, OH GOD, it wasn’t Britney, SHIT!
… NOOOOOOOOO it had happened, again…
Oct 30th, 2007
abby
By “hit” I always hoped she meant “donkey-punch.” Imagine my disappointment when I discovered the true meaning of the vernacular.
Oct 30th, 2007
Dragulf
The hell with a donkey punch, go for the donkey kick!
Anyone else notice how they lyposuctioned all the fat out of her with photoshop?
Oct 30th, 2007
scarlett
It drops today, just like her ass and her boobs
Oct 30th, 2007
open mouth jones
I really can’t believe the Catholics managed to hit the nail right on the head. Usually they only manage to tap a little boy butt.
Oct 30th, 2007
abby
They missed a little in that last pic.
Oct 30th, 2007
K
This fucking SKANK isn’t Catholic and I’d kick her fucking ass; Stick with the PROD’S BITCH. Anytime you want your fucking teeth knocked out be sure to visit US IRISH CATHOLICS IN THE BRONX. I straighten your ass right out WHORE, you your ugly retarded kids and the HOE who raised you.
Oct 30th, 2007
open mouth jones
I feel your anger K. I’d like to kick her in her teeth. Maybe that would make her stop eating all the fucking time. although that still leaves the whole procreation issue open, so I’d probably settle for kicking her in the ovaries.
Oct 30th, 2007
Avrielle
That last picture of the fat chick by the table outdoors is priceless and close to what Britney will look like in 3 more years on the Starbucks and fast food diet she is on.
Oct 31st, 2007
eeks
Didn’t Madonna do this shit in like 1991? Yawn.
Oct 31st, 2007
eeks
K - I hope you are kidding…..
Oct 31st, 2007
Roger Demi-Moore
It’s even more scandalous that they would pass off those pix as her own.
Nov 4th, 2007
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Now that Brit is heavier and uglier, I bet she poops more now than when she was young and cute.
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