Keeping up with the Great Satan
Tags: Kim Kardashian, Satan
Michael K at Dlisted got some seriously disturbing footage from “Keeping up with the Kardashians,” or as it’s known in 87% of the Muslim* world, “Keeping up with the Great Satan.” In the above clip, the older Kardashian whores (this would include the mother and the fat ones and the really fat ones) are in Mexico shooting an ad campaign for Joe Francis’ Girls Gone Wild bikini line. Let’s pause here and really drink that part in, shall we? All the while the two littlest twats are in the protective custody of some retard and his retard friend with the accent. The uglier retard has the bright idea to videotape the two elementary-age girls pretending they are on Girls Gone Wild and swinging around a stripper pole. Yes. God only knows how many national landmarks are gonna pay for this abomination. My hawkish ideals and I just sat there in stunned silence when the clip ended. Really — we had nothing. It was starting to get a little awkward. Finally, I just turned on Al-Jezeera, set down my Coke and my tiny American flag and said, “Just stick with the nitramines this time, boys. I hear they burn a little cleaner.” Then I flew away on a bald eagle, ruing the nation I’d once sworn to protect while a single tear ran down my cheek. On second thought, maybe I just did a couple of bong hits and watched that clip of that dog puking while he’s humping that other dog. Also an entirely appropriate response.
*and Canada
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Axeldee
YEAH….WELL YOU CAN EASILY NOTICE THAT THIS 2 GIRLS ARE KIM’S SISTERS…
http://misstrendy.org/miss_trendy.html
Oct 30th, 2007
abby
Was that filmed in the Ukraine in 1983?
Oct 30th, 2007
julie
This show makes the simple life look classy. This mom makes all other hollywood moms look better. She has a whole family of fame hungry skanks and makes money off of them. Bruce Jenner is like the Jim Belushi… stupid and clueless. Thought this show would be a fun guilty pleasure, but I just want to call child protective services for those younger skanks in training…its sickening.
Oct 30th, 2007
RC
i mean… at least brody’s pissed about it. and he’s fairly lackluster in the morality department; that should really be a clue for them…
Oct 30th, 2007
open mouth jones
Directed to child most likely to develop an eating disorder: No, you whore in training, it’s not ‘like a belly button show’. It’s like you are everything the rest of the world hates about this country. Now please take yourself and the rest of your so-called family and take a long walk off a very short pier. I hear Joe Francis has one you can use down in Mexico.
Oct 30th, 2007
nojustno
Thank You for bringing this to light, I got a lot of shit for saying this at another forum, but Mother Kardashian NEEDS to be fucking shot in the head, it’s bad enough that we have talentless fat clown Kim all over, but now we have to get a 9 year old on a stripper pole
Why has this show not been axed?, is this entertainment in America? because all it does is give pedophiless fuel for their sick fantasies.
My advice is for this family of worthless whores and mud sharks to go the fuck back where they came from.
The WHOLE family makes me violently ill
Oct 31st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Nothing like child porn on free tv. Next season there will be the reality series based on the TJ Donkey Show, about the teenage donkeys and the drunk women who love them on Spring Break. Check you local MTV listing for airtime and dates.
Oct 31st, 2007
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These Kardashians are EXTREMELY NASTY AND UGGGLY!
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Nov 18th, 2007
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