Look — It’s Nicole Kidman’s Underpants!
Tags: Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman, see-through

Nicole Kidman accompanied husband Keith Urban to the Australian Recording Industry Association Awards on Sunday in a completely see-through black dress — unbeknownst to her. The Daily Mail reveals
As the Oscar-winning actress removed her overcoat, there were riotous cheers of appreciation from the assembled red-carpet crowd. Miss Kidman, 40, appeared to be delighted by the noisy reception at Sydney’s Acer Arena, [but] all the cheering had been because her outfit was almost completely transparent [in the bright sun] and clearly showed the black thong and bra set underneath.
Wow — she’s forty? You have to admit, for a forty year-old woman, she sure looks great. Of course, for a twenty-two year old Mongolian power lifter, she looks like shit. Perspective, baby! It’s the only thing keeping me from killing myself most of the time.

8 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
She knows her ass looks good.
Oct 30th, 2007
scarlett
So sheer I can see the stick up her butt
Oct 30th, 2007
open mouth jones
you took the words right outta my mouth, scarlett. well said!
Oct 30th, 2007
abby
I think that might actually be a corn cob.
Oct 30th, 2007
Sorceressss
Her ass looks way better than her face.
Oct 30th, 2007
Shaye
Give me a break she new the dress was transparent. Did she get dressed in the dark? Oh and keith never noticed?? She had to grab the attention some way.
Oct 31st, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
Being from down under I would think it was a digiroo rather than a corn cob.
Oct 31st, 2007
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Nicole Kidman, show us your vibrantly pink BUTTHOLE.
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Nov 18th, 2007
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