Britney Doesn’t Regain Custody
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To nobody’s surprise, Britney Spears did not get 50/50 custody reinstated yesterday. According to People magazine
[L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon] whittled down Spears’ visitation time to two days a week. (She previously had access to them roughly every other day.) The two visits, which will be monitored, will only occur from 12-7 p.m. on one day, with an overnight from 12 p.m. to 10 a.m. on another day.
The new restrictions on visitation were primarily the result of parenting coach Lisa Hacker’s deposition.
Spears missed three appointments with [Hacker and] showed a “lack of general attention at times.” In addition, when the kids were with Spears, they “have no real schedule or routine. The environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” During the visits, Spears “had little to no interest in talking to or utilizing” Hacker’s guidance. Hacker expressed concern that “many of [Spears's] interactions with the children are not child-centered….It seems that her choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.”
And despite a motion filed by her lawyer to ax the drug testing completely, Brit must continue to submit to random drug tests twice a week for the next two months. So, basically, even with her three outfit changes during the hearing and a whole week without any beaver shots, Britney Spears still didn’t get a single thing she wanted yesterday. Until she showed up at the Food Lion, that is. Then her petition for custody of a three boxes of Twinkies and her motion to smoke cigarettes and fart a lot were granted by the Britney Court of Dead-Fuckin’-Sexy, Baby. Check and mate, Commissioner Gordon! You’re still not the boss of or Britney’s colon.
Britney Spears househunting in Hermosa Beach on Monday:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
I’m surprised she didn’t ask the Commissioner to swap clothes with her.
“here I’ll give you my nasty-ass sticky undergarments and sweat stained top in exchange for your neatly laundered and pressed ensemble,….y’all”
Oct 31st, 2007
abby
More on that topic, coming up later. Slim. In the meantime, chew on this: Britney is fat! Discuss.
Oct 31st, 2007
Dragulf
Britney is in the pre-lipo stages Abby…
Oct 31st, 2007
open mouth jones
For as much money and as much free time she has, this heifer should be able to get those curds out of her whey. And by whey I mean giant unattractive ass. And gut, and well everything.
Oct 31st, 2007
scarlett
Hamhocks loves the jiggle.
Oct 31st, 2007
OpenYourEyes!
Happy Halloween! Here is my costume…. Guess what I am, y’all! I am a Christian! See the fat cross? see the glasses? I AM A SMART CHRISTIAN!!!!
Oct 31st, 2007
bionic bunny
house hunting? wtf?
Oct 31st, 2007
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