Britney Likes Her Clothes Pre-Worn
Tags: Britney Spears
Britney celebrated her triumphant day in court on Monday by staggering around Winston’s vodka-drunk and wearing the bartender’s clothes. What? Yes. It’s Britney, bitch! OK! Magazine says
Wearing only a skimpy pink and black pirate-meets-French maid costume, Britney Spears… slurped on Grey Goose vodka and mixers throughout the night. According to a spy, Brit spent a good portion of her evening in the ladies room. When Britney was not in the ladies room, she danced atop the table sucking on red lollipops.
At about 1:30 a.m., Britney headed into the ladies room — again — and was spotted chatting with a brunette female bartender. “While waiting for a stall to open up, Britney turned to the bartender and said, ‘You have nice [tits]! Mine are all saggy!’” Brit then asked the girl, “Do you wanna change? I wanna switch outfits!! Let’s switch!!’” “At this point, the bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply,” the eyewitness says. “The ladies proceeded to switch outfits and Britney happily walked back to her booth in the bartender’s duds. The bartender went back behind the bar and continued serving drinks in Spear’s French maid outfit, telling patrons, ‘I’m wearing Britney’s costume, including her bra! She made me take her bra!’” Brit left Winston’s still wearing the bartender’s clothes.
I’m sure she’d have offered up her nasty sweat-soaked panties if she ever fucking bothered to wear any. “You know, just wring ‘em out a little and hold ‘em under the dryer there and they’s as good as new! Naw, I mean it — take ‘em! They’s chafin’ me anyways! That little string there was cuttin’ into mah cooter somethin’ awful. Stuff’s like fuckin’ fishin’ wire or somethin’. That’s why I don’t never wear ‘em anymore!” Then she’d pull the wad of Hubba Bubba out of her mouth and stuff it in the bartender’s fist and add “There! We’s jus’ lahk twins!”
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open mouth jones
Apparently she’s not quite as oblivious as I thought, although why she’d plump her lips, when her tits are admittedly saggy. She should have added ‘and nasty, terrible, pizza slice like horrors’.
Eat, lick, suck and fuck on that.
Oct 31st, 2007
OpenYourEyes!
A glossy lipped pig. Let’s shove her into a pen. OINK.
Oct 31st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“…Naw, I mean it — take ‘em! They’s chafin’ me anyways! That little string there was cuttin’ into mah cooter somethin’ awful. Stuff’s like fuckin’ fishin’ wire or somethin’…”
OH GOD, I’M GONNA THROW UP….. Y’ALL!
Oct 31st, 2007
Dragulf
HELL NO! <– The first thing that popped into my head. Stop wishing it were a bullet.
Oct 31st, 2007
bionic bunny
yeah, for the rich and famous, every day is halloween!
Oct 31st, 2007
abby
Dread pirate Fatbeard.
Oct 31st, 2007
open mouth jones
I guess that has a better ring to it than Dread Whore Roast Beef Pussy.
Oct 31st, 2007
iheartlasagne
“The bartender felt that she had no choice but to comply” ???? At this point, would anyone need to worry that disobeying the great britney spears’ wishes would get them in trouble? I suppose the freak might have had a temper tantrum, but would anyone have blamed the chic if she had said hells nah, you gross cunt?
Oct 31st, 2007
spatz
if i was the bar tender i’d sell her worn clothes on ebay. there are still lunies out there who love B Spears and would be willing to pay money for her stank ass clothes
Oct 31st, 2007
Dragulf
When Brit-Brit drives her car off a cliff, I’ll believe pigs can fly. I hope she tops off the gas tank right before she goes over. Well, I’ll believe it till she hits the ground and her car bursts into flames as she roasts alive!
What?
Oct 31st, 2007
ALLISON
these are the famous Halloween beaver shot
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2279673
Oct 31st, 2007
MEGA STOCK PICK
I want to see her ass spread for some reason.
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Nov 18th, 2007
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