Britney Spears chatted with Ryan Seacrest yesterday to promote her latest album’s release, and by “chat” I mean “blather indiscriminately and occasionally lose consciousness.” It was a riveting interview, captured in excruciating detail for you by the NY Daily News:

“People say what they want and do what they do,” the singer said Wednesday on Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show.“It’s sad how people, how cruel our world can be,” she said. “But at the end of the day you gotta to know in your heart that you are doing the best that you can.”

On her kids:

When Seacrest asked Spears how often she gets to see her kids, she answered, “That’s all in the courts. My lawyers know all that stuff.”

(For the record, Brit gets two visits and one overnight with the boys each week, and a monitor must be present.)

Seacrest asked helpfully if Spears is doing her best with her children. “Oh God, yeah, yeah,” she answered.

On her new album:

Asked which track was most meaningful to her, Spears said, “I really like ‘Heaven on Earth.’ It think it’s a cool track.” She said she did nothing special to celebrate the album’s release. The big day “was kind of laid-back, really,” she said, adding, “We watched movies” (she couldn’t remember which movies) and “we had fried chicken.”

Her love life (specifically, the guy she was seen giving lapdances at Les Deux Friday night):

Asked if she was romantically involved with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Brit asked, “Who?”

You could listen to the whole interview here, or you could just bash yourself in the face with a frying pan a couple of times and put on the Teletubbies. It’ll make just as much sense and your head won’t hurt as much afterwards.

Britney classin’ it up in the bartender’s outfit from yesterday: