Europeans Heart Avril Lavigne
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In the tradition of such great European endeavors as the Spanish Inquisition and the Treaty of Versailles, Europe voted Avril Lavigne the “Solo Artist of 2007″ at the MTV Europe Video Music Awards last night. According to People Magazine
Avril Lavigne rocked the MTV Europe Music Awards in Munich Thursday night, winning two of the show’s top prizes. Lavigne picked up the Most Addictive Track trophy for “Girlfriend,” as well as the Solo Artist of 2007 award – to which the 23-year-old screamed with delight to the packed auditorium: “I am so happy, this is an honor!”
This just confirms my suspicion that Europeans are grossly incompetent. I guess you just can’t have France a part of your “union” without getting some of their stank on you. Sorta like scabies or the clap. Look, if it weren’t for Belgian waffles and Vienna Sausages, Europe would have probably succumbed to small pox and the white man years ago. And then what would you have? A bunch of eyeliner-wearing douchebags in leather who are terrified of horses and anything without a regular 4/4 beat and a 120 bpm tempo.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
I’m sorry, who is this person? Does she get naked?
Nov 2nd, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
She think she is punk. Wendy O. Williams was punk. Avril LaVign is a Disney version of a Princess Punk all lip gloss and privilidged teen angst with no grasp on what the real punk genre is all about.
Nov 2nd, 2007
Celebretard
Avril is really annoying. She acts way to tough for no reason. Its pathetic and immature. Her FriendSpaceBook Profile is funny. check it out. http://www.friendspacebook.com/avrillavigne
Nov 2nd, 2007
syd
Just look at the arrogance on that little cunt. Gag.
Nov 2nd, 2007
scarlett
Wasn’t she in Beetlejuice?
Nov 2nd, 2007
abby
I can tell she’s really punk and alternative by her pink hair. It’s her hair! And it’s pink! It doesn’t get more alternative than that. Well, maybe a Sex Pistols t-shirt and an eyebrow ring. Or a tiara and Chuck Taylors. But that’s it!
Nov 2nd, 2007
Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver
don’t forget real punks wear doc martens and have a flannel shirt wrapped around their waist. C’mon everyone who lived in or around san francisco in the early 80’s know appropriate attire. these kids and their retro ramones/clash t-shirts think they know punk and then tell you greenday is a real punk band. god save the queen and her evil regime, because i’m going on holiday in cambodia where where you dress in whites for the tv party tonight because we’re going to rock the casbah.
Nov 2nd, 2007
Showgrrrl
Abby… that was so well written. I had to read it aloud to my houseguests. And laughed my ass off. Except they didn’t laugh back - they looked amused, and then pretended they hadn’t.
I guess it’s only us ‘privileged’ few that understand and adore your humor, jah?
Nov 2nd, 2007
boo
Atleast our women look like women, not like hamburger-stuffed meat-balloons.
Avril sucks badly, tho.
Nov 4th, 2007
SoulHunter
THOSE PINK HIGHLIGHTS ARE WAY TOO COOL
Nov 5th, 2007
YouRowPeen
Well, Well, Well . . . You wouldn’t know Class if it Kicked You
in the Ass.
Your comments tell us more about YOU than they do about
Avril, or anybody else for that matter.
Now we all know you’re just a shit eating …
Nov 15th, 2007
mackayla
i love avril lavigne so much i am her biggest fan i hope she willcome back to kingston i was at the last one there it was amazing she has been my favorite forever i love her so much
Jun 28th, 2008
mackayla
i l9ove her hair and her voice and her style and her and her husband and evrything about her she i myidol and i love her like a bigggest fan ever way i love her and she rocks my world
Jun 28th, 2008
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