More court documents detailing Britney Spears and Kevin Federline’s personal spending habits were released yesterday, and as expected, Britney is big into diversification and building globally efficient equity portfolios. Wait — hang on a minute — that’s not right. I’m sorry. It should have read “buys a lot of fried chicken and see-through polyester with sequins. Also cigarettes.” Then some hearts and grease stains and a little bit of throw up down towards the bottom. People Magazine reports

Spears earns approximately $737,000 per month. Britney’s Expenses:

• $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $49,267 on mortgage payments
• $16,000 on clothes
• $4,758 on eating out
• $2,500 on phone bills

Federline earned more than a half million dollars in 2006 – but minus business expenses, he only grossed $7,436. Federline earned $3,300 in royalties in 2006 for his debut song “Popozao.” Federline receives $15,000 a month in child support payments from his ex. Kevin’s Expenses:

• $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $7,500 on rent
• $2,000 on clothes
• $1,500 on eating out
• $750 on phone bills

The only thing I care about here is that K-Fed made three grand off “Popozao,” and there are court documents to prove it. It’s one of those things that you have to see to believe, like the three-legged chicken at a county fair or Paris Hilton not sucking a dick. It’s practically a Christmas miracle!

More of Brit in her costume because I can’t stop:

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